Still Me

they have one song that i really like....the rest are shit

so is your sense of humor but you didnt see me bitching about it

ive only had to eat hospital food once....i had my tonsils out, then a few days later my throat started to bleed so i have to go back and have it cauterized...so i had to stay the night. the next morning they gave me what they called eggs, toast and a banana....i couldnt fucking eat the toast and the banana given my throat what it was....but they wouldnt let me leave until i ate....

A couple buy a parrot but discovers too late that it’s foul-mouthed and bad-tempered. The bird keeps shouting obscenities so the couple lock it in their outdoor shed to try to shut it up. But it’s no good so they try a cupboard in the house. After 10 minutes the bird starts screaming again. Now the neighbours are getting angry. In desperation the couple shove the parrot in the fridge. Miraculously, the parrot suddenly shuts up. After five minutes they take the parrot out and put it back on its perch. The parrot apologises for its behaviour and asks to be forgiven. “That’s okay,” say the couple, “provided you won’t do it again.” “‘I won’t,” says the parrot, casting a nervous eye at the fridge. “By the way…What did the chicken do?”

i have a boner.....i am so fucking rock hard right now

i have no idea what the fuck youre babbling about...but thats ok....i might be on the big side but at least my ass doesnt look like its trying to fight with the earth over orbital pull with the moon

yeah it split the toe on the side....wont stop bleeeeeeeding

FUCK DAT BITCH

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im drinking a big steaming cup of dont give a fuck.....its delicious :D :::

well sonar is man made....echolocation is what mammals use Echolocation – A method used to detect objects by producing a specific sound and listening for its echo. SONAR – Sound Navigation And Ranging, is the process of listening to specific sounds to determine where objects are located

man do you have any of those amazon buttons?

damn really? we have severe storms r n

my coworkers windshield

next time pick a target thats weaker than you

and lets conveniently forget that i never instigated this tantrum...i just responded to buddy....and then you come flying in like the three headed harpy that you are...

yeeeeeah sure ya did....hey so the colonel called....he wants to know how you got out of the kitchen.... :D...and uh....pro tip....i dont wear lots of makeup....just a bb cream....man....it really sucks to be naturally porcelain, naturally blonde, blue green eyes, not skitzo or depressed, and not give a fuck what you think

so....i laugh at something buddy roe says and you come at me? bitch yo head on a swivel...and you keep coming at me for my car but heres the shocker....i love my car...and there is absolutely nothing you can say to change it....its mine so its not your problem....maybe worry more about that slime on yo pillow case that your face seems to produce....not gonna lie...ive never seen that much oil on a face...QUICK SOMEONE GET HER A PAINT SCRAPER!!! :D

got a package today for something i bought on amazon...and i thought it was odd but amazon said that in 15 cities they will deliver on sunday.... wasnt there a discussion at one point about usps delivering mail 7 days a week?

:D :D

man their house made kimchi was sooo good....i had 3 little bowls of it

it was all you can eat and they had like 40 different styles of meat....it was so much fun

hmmm never been dumped.......

i want jive turkey to be cool again

its their job