Still Me
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you will have all the money in the world and more...but you will die the next day
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but it will be on the toilet, with a massive erection
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ok but you will be reborn and have no knowledge of your former life
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that is untrainable and will devour your face in rage
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you can die, but you will carry all your burdens with you to limbo where you will spend the rest of eternity
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dont hate the player hate the game
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it is a wish...to have a wish...the first one must be paid
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ok the world will have a running pace, but you must never stop...not to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom...all must be done whilst running
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you can have that wish but you'll have no tongue to speak it...all wishes need to be spoken by the one who wishes for it...
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ok...but all the money you earn cannot be spent on you or your family...
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what kind of "pace"....like running or jogging?
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shit if I had a million dollars I wouldn't be here that's for damn sure
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yeah but if a hot chick walks by and gives you a chub you're gonna be walking around like a lil dickacorn
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sure but while in your possession it will never turn on
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well looking at my father...my hair will migrate from my head to my back....so...I've got that to look forward to...
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whataburger spicy ketchup is the bomb doe
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sure but you will forever smell like fish, no matter how hard you scrub
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ok...but it will devour anyone who comes near you...family, friends, women....
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youll have a snake body instead of legs but you will still have your feet
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only while being raped by priests of the Catholic Church
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and all the women in the world will want to have sex with you...but you will not have genitals
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sure...but it will sprout from your forehead
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ok but the sun is going to explode
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i love that the next article I saw was "how do girls pee?"
