Still Me

Y’all need to stop telling me what to fuckin do

The last quote I have from my mom isn’t a pleasant one

It’s 44 outside...I’m good...

Death

Life is an allusion...you are in bed

I’m not getting back out of bed

Yeah....I’m not a fan of happy holidays either...not that I think it’s “war on Christmas” but it just sounds weird to the ear...

The money doe

Hmm....I keep trying but it just floats....

JUDGE FUDGE

Square

Plus....cat claimed pillow....

Starbucks opens at 6........don’t you fuckin judge me ?

??? I’m sorry

A check

They send you Christmas cards that are completely covered in glitter....??

God spare Betty White and Mel brooks....

I’m no expert on babies....but I think that baby’s baby is a preme

Right! That’s good

Yeah...do the after Christmas Christmas...get all that shit on clearance

I got one that looks like a tree...one with bells...used to have this crazy long one....

2. Lindsey Lohan will finally clean up her act and join the peace core. Only to go to Africa and get sexually molested by a monkey and mauled by a lion.

Eh....sounds like his problem

Do it! Nurture that habit...I went that route in school...it was a lot of fun if you have schools in your district that have awesome art electives...like I took a pottery and sculpture class in high school...still have that shit too...

Most suicides happen round the holidays...people put too much pressure on themselves this time of year...nothing to get worked up about