Still Me

....those FUCKERS

got the katt-o a water fountain..with coupons and discounts....$2

Dun ker

Does that mean you have my allowance?

In an itty bitty kitty titty bikini

Pics?

Gifts I received from coworkers: $20 target gift card $10 Starbucks gift card $10 Chick-fil-A gift card(that I won’t use) $30 Spencer’s gift card $20 cash fragrant jewels bath bomb bath and body works candle boot socks christmas oven mitt Betty Crocker measuring cups and spatula gifts from LB

wooooo SANTA!!

Yeah I may eat garbage, but you are garbage

time to make homemade cinnamon rolls

Can I not post videos from phone? Laaaaame

I worked Christmas Eve, Christmas off with pay. Work New Year’s Eve till 6pm, New Year’s Eve day off with pay

a major award

Go choke on a hotdog

Chode

When I was a kid we left Santa a beer and a ham sandwich....

AND KRAMPUS

.....k?

Cause turkey had its time in the spotlight....now it’s the hams time to shine

I can’t sleep.......Santa’s comin.....

NO ITS MEEEEEEEEEE

Does that count as an extracurricular? Shit he on Netflix...can watch it from home

Gassy

No....