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See.... this exposes me though, why do I have the app? (would be the first question I would have, in my head)

feigned illnesses will do that, I guess.

Oh, you survived. But, you were checking on the boards all day, so what up?

I'd be more apathetic if I wasn't so lethargic.

I puss'd out and let it go.

Easy tiger. This is the first time you have helped me.

Best idea yet. I had four people I was going to send my starfish to tonight anyways, what's one more?

I knew a voice of reason would come through... I thought it would be Zeni.... but I will take this too.

Nah, shes a maternity nurse, so she is way too nurturing and shit.... He is a 5' 1" asian kid..... I am going to fuck with him I think. Maybe forward him the email from one of my burner email accounts.

I got that app on my Samsung phone that takes a picture of whoever puts my unlock code in wrong, it takes the picture and emails it to me if the correct code isn't put in within ten seconds of the first attempt. So, I am making a delicious salmon dish for dinner, with spinach and roasted radishes (keto, remember? fuck off) and I go up to take a shit, and my girlfriends sisters boyfriend tried getting in my phone! I didn't know this at first until about 20 minutes ago when I checked my email and I see his dumb ass face looking at my phone. Now, what to do? Do i call him on it? Do I have sex with his girlfriend (that could really spice things up), or do I just chill. Idk, man.... I bet he has a great reason for it too, he has an iPhone so he can't even be like, "Yo, I thought it was my phone!", bitch your iPhone is old and busted as fuck. Where my whiskey at, ima get torn up.

Anything can be for the ass, youngin

Damn kids and their sex stuff

Aren't they supposed to get bigger or smaller?

He logged in 9 minutes ago... Everyone move the fuck around.

Hitting up the farmers market... No time to wash myself

That's all I got...

Installing a new dishwasher and cleaning the bathrooms. Then playing Sea of Thieves until my eyes bleed.

Oh well, thinning out the herd.

lol, miss me with that bullshit.

What else is he going to do? Dude is unemployed and spends his life on the internet, that's a lot of time to fill through out the day. And I have been around long enough to see the shit around here.

Someone that comes here and makes a thread about taking a handful of pills, is asking for a digital slap. No compassion.

lol, what? GOOGLE Bi Polar Medication..... annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd source.

I don't have one. Pretty sure people can vouch for me, that I am as much of a dick IRL as I am here.