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    Does having an overinflated ego count as being dope?
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    orly nao?
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    If I could get an account I would post links to your fanfictions there.
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    That's been happening with me too, lately.
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    Balloons wouldn't make very good hookers. Their career would be over after the first prick.
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    Because that would make sense.
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    I spent all my money on balloons though.
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    So a bag of balloons is good enough, then.
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    What do you call a marathon for pastors? A Rev Run.
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    Did you hear about the train passenger who got electrocuted? He got promoted from passenger to conductor.
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    Used napkin, empty bottle, half-eaten sandwich, expired food. Oops... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to talk trash.
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    Yep.
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    Say it out loud.
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    Did you hear about the journalist who masturbated on all of his papers? He's got a room full of sticky notes.
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    When does a sandwich cook? When it's bacon lettuce and tomato.
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    What does a dinosaur use to pay bills? Tyrannosaurus checks.
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    I tried viewing the solar eclipse by looking at it through a colinder, but it ended up straining my eyes.
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    Did you know that if you listen to a death song one million times it becomes a Megadeth song?
  19. TrigunBebop
    Why was the singer locked out of his house? He was out of key.
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    Balloons might not play instruments, but I've heard they're really into pop music.
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    What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
  22. TrigunBebop
    My ex still misses me. But her aim is getting better.
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    What's a dog say when it sits on sandpaper? Ruff
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    What do you receive when you ask a lemon for help? Lemonaid
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