mochi's posts actually don't bother me at all.
Granted, given my own posting history, I think it's safe to say I have a higher tolerance for people repeatedly posting about the same topics than other people do.
Step 1: Buy a big ass balloon
Step 2: Blow it up until it pops.
Congratularions! You created a big bang! You are now the god of small universe you just created.
Seeing as I'm getting some 36 inchers soon, I might technically have at least a balloon chair.
I've seen many looners use underinflated 36 inchers as makeshift beanbag chairs.