TrigunBebop

Yeah. My body just kinda freaked out at the trauma of the surgery itself. I'm (mostly) fine now. Just a little sore.

I prefer my balloon sex to be consensual, thanks.

I almost wasn't. Lost the ability to use the bathroom at all for several days during recovery. >.<

Why have a rape train when you can have a balloon train?

Time to make up for all the balloon time I missed out on! Also, rectal surgery is rough. Would not recommend.

HAPPY BIRTHIVERSARY DBZ4EVER! ^___^

Now that is a trend I can get behind.

I can't help that I'm full of hot air.

The real funny thing about Titanic is how the word "tit" is part of the title.

Well that explains why you're such a hotty. I mean what?

That explains why I'm full of hot air. >.> <.<

I wonder if she'd appreciate a good blowjob... I mean what?

Supposedly I'm a Libra. >.> <.< Totally had to look that up.

Just don't mention regular soda or beef and we're safe.

But the air is what makes the magic happen.

Well she is in the mood to bang....

How about no?

In all honesty, I kinda can't blame them. For one, it actually does make sense to ban latex balloons from many public areas (especially hospitals and government buildings). Latex allergies are somewhat common, and the more severe version of the allergy can cause a potentially fatal reaction just by being near-ish balloons or being in a room that recently had balloons in it. It also makes sense to ban outdoor balloon releases because it's more or less just littering on a large scale and because the inevitable balloon litter endangers local wildlife (Animals sometimes mistake brightly colored pieces of latex on the ground as something edible, and if they try to eat them it has a pretty high risk of killing them).

She's not made of latex though. Do I pop it and drop it? Or do I pass?

True, but without the air, there's nothing there. >.>

Also, considering that more and more public places are banning balloons due to allergy risks, and that more and more places are banning outdoor balloon releases, balloon manufacturers might eventually have to mainly depend on looners if they want to stay in the balloon business.

urdoinitwrong You're supposed to steal helium balloons from stores, not shopping baskets. Duh.

Is it really content, though? Or is it just a bunch of hot air? >.> <.<

No kidding. Individual looners often spend more money on balloons than some professional party decorating businesses. Seriously. Some looners easily spend thousands on balloons in a year. Hell, I've spent over 500 dollars on balloons so far this year myself.

You know, that just might work. Some balloon manufacturers are actually starting to take notice of looners (Most notably the Italian manufacturer CATTEX. They developed a 32 and 36 inch longneck balloon specifically for looners.).