TrigunBebop

Nah, it's cool. Most forums don't even have a balloon smiley, but this one does. This place is ahead of the curve.

Unfortunately, there's a limit on how many smileys you can have in a post. 99 red balloon smileys just isn't possible (not in a single post anyways).

@GuyBeardmane HAPPY BIRTHIVERSARY BEARDED ONE!!! =^__^=

Love is letting your partner finish all over your face and not feeling the need to wash off before you go out to dinner.

I would never advise anyone to refrain from blowing it.

At least you're not a total airhead (like me).

Just imagine the regional manager in their underwear. ... Unless they're hot. >.> <.< I mean especially if they're hot.

And most of the upgrade involves them getting a more diverse selection of balloons (including 24 and 36 inchers). Needless to say, I can't wait until they're done remodeling that section.

Oddly enough, that episode of Bob's Burgers is one of my most favorite episodes of any show ever.

If you're a popper, yes. If you're a non-popper, very much nope.

You gotta be squiddin' me. or something.

I woke up like 6 hours ago.

Depends. Are we only counting positions involving me and a balloon, or are we also counting positions involving me with multiple balloons, positions involving me with a balloon (or many balloons) and other "toys", positions involving me with another person and a balloon (or many balloons), and positions involving me with multiple other people and balloons? Regardless, though, the vague answer is "a lot".

For balloons. Probably gonna call it the Inflato-Sutra. Or something.

The phrase "shitty Christmas songs" is a bit repetitive. All Christmas songs are shitty.

Everyone's jealous of my balloon stash.

Review of my life, right there.

Now that makes it sound horrible. D:

¿Que? No hablo Inglés.

An appropriate response.

Converting people is easy when Studio Fuusen keeps making such high quality balloony content. >.> I mean what?

JUST AS PLANNED!!! I mean what?

Yup, and there's more than one video if it.

ok here's a clip from some actual balloon porn.

Shit's bangin' yo. 10/10 would bang again.