That_One_Guy

True but if anything I'll pass out. I've been shitting all day and haven't eaten or drank anything

After my set maybe. Lol this might be a long 20 minutes

I do feel lightheaded not gonna lie

I'd get some if I could lol I'm hosting so I can't leave

Dafuq is that?

I'm at my second show and man I can't stop shitting. Like I'm dying God damnit.

Lol id be insulted if you didn't say that. Bring it on. Giving people crabs is what comics do

You realize I'm a fuck up, right? How could you possibly embarrass me?

Not as cool as ill feel 😎

I'm gonna do it and you'll probably hate me and walk away lol

Can I be extra and yell "OMG POOF! MY BOO!!" When I see you?

I Def will. Wanna see your skinny ass lol

Yes. When I enter my fat powerlifter phase 😎

I'm gonna be a lean 370 pounds 💪

I'll hit you up when I'm a fat powerlifter.

Boner. That blows ass. Would have been dope as hell to see you at a show. Damn me and my absent mindedness

I sowwy.. I mean I'm also performing in Washington PA later tonight. Please don't feel like you have to be there. Just throwing it out there.

Come to the New Castle Music Festival. I'm performing in two hours and it's a music festival so ya know.... I'm sure there's weed

You good bro?

You into hula boys?

Imma get fat and move to Hawaii 😎

I'm fucking stupid 😂😂😂

I'm all about Mario and toad. Luigi is a bitch to handle and peach is extra af

Its basically super mario 2 with different characters. Also I think it forces you to use certain characters for certain levels. You don't always get to choose.

Mario was originally called jump man in donkey Kong and was the antagonist in donkey Kong Jr. The American version of super mario bros 2 is actually a reskin of another game called doki doki panic. This was done because a tester determined that the actual sequel to the original mario bros would be far too difficult for American audiances. Super mario 64 was actually supposed to be two player, but the idea was abandoned due to memory limitations of the n64. There was a weird fever dream super mario bros cartoon that was on TV for a while. I actually enjoy it somewhat. In the pamphlet for the first super mario bros game it says all the citizens of the mushroom kingdom were turned into blocks. So basically when you break a block as mario, you've just killed someone.