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That_One_Guy

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  1. I don't really care if I die. Just don't want to be aware of it 😂
  2. Lmao now I wanna see the movie. I bet it's hot ass
  3. I'm enjoying a very rare day off work by playing double dragon and drinking milos until I die of diabetic shock 😁
  4. Imma harass you if I see you on a plane
  5. I'm soooo antisocial on flights. Lol this kid tried sitting next to me once. He was all like "what's up" I had a headache and was in no mood to fuck with anyone so I was just like hey and he fucking moved 😂😂😂 I'm selectively social. When I feel like it I'll talk, do drugs, fuck, piss in public all that shit. But if I'm not in the mood I don't want to talk to anyone and I'm usually not in the mood to talk on flights. This hot chick even asked me to watch her bags at the airport and she was flirting heavy. I just left. I didn't care lol. Sometimes I'm not into people at all. I hate taking off but I love landing Tell norton to do my pod
  6. Btw it's super cool you chilled with norton
  7. I think what freaks me out us that falling feeling. Like when the plane is reaching altitude and it's tilted you get that falling feeling and I feel like the place could just drop out of the sky. Then if I look out the window and see just how high I am I think wow if this fucker crashes I'm deader than a mf. It just freaks me out. I bring my switch when I fly. I actually knocked out a few expert bosses on cuphead the last time I flew but when the plane would shake Id be too nervous to concentrate on playing my fucking game 😂
  8. It's crazy you did that shit on a plane. Lol when I fly I'm too busy freaking the fuck out to even get hard 😂
  9. Fuck those hoes they all jealous they be flying all over the country and not getting any 🍆
  10. IF I SAW WHAT I THINK I SAW THATS A FEDERAL OFFENSE
  11. That's impressive bro
  12. I like that but now you're just saying shit 😂
  13. Nah she sucked my dick and I hit it from the back
  14. Always have homie. I just feel like I can be myself now
  15. Eat her ass.... rigerously
  16. Show me your dick bro
  17. Bro we need to link up and fuck up some primantis
  18. So I was at some weird ass restaurant and I saw this chick. And I faked an australian accent to make her laugh. But she knew my accent was fake and like made fun of it. Then we fucked in a movie theater and everyone knew. Then I left. And that was basically it
  19. Andrew dice clay
  20. I'm really just pissed because I updated my iMac and final cut stopped working. Now how will I edit my terrible sex tapes 😔
  21. Fuck iphones fuck mac's fuck itunes. Suck my icock
  22. Lol yeah and to answer your question it can be difficult especially after a sick chest pump
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