That_One_Guy

Lol nope it was an assistant manager

Dude you should totally run our home office lol you actually have a sensible answer. I have no idea what the end result is gonna be. I'll find out Tuesday. Dude that's responsible is getting demoted at minimum I'm sure

My store manager wasn't there so the store lead had to call home office and they fucking sucked. They wanted us to run a fucking extension cord to the registers......legit they wanted us to violate osha. That was their solution. They couldn't get anyone out to look at the issue until 7pm keep in mind the issue occured around 2. My shift ended at 5 tho lol

Yeah that's the thing lol. Thing is he could have manually used it still. It doesn't need electricity to work it just makes it easier. So none of this needed to happen in the first place

No, he was in no way an electrician. He noticed a power issue and took it upon himself to go in the cages which he knows he isn't supposed to do.

Oh he's in a good bit of trouble and he knows it. We lost a fuck ton of money because hundreds of customers just abandoned their carts with raw meat in them. We threw away thousands of dollars worth of raw meat

Lol nah I started moisturizing so I don't get shocked nearly as much

The loading dock in our receiving area wouldn't work. Which is a very minor issue compared to what ended up happening

So today at work we had an electrical issue in the backroom. This fucking idiot proceeded to go into the electric cage and flip a bunch of switches in the breaker and it shut down every register in the store.....during a fucking swarm of customers. Anyone know wtf happened? Did he blow a circuit or some shit?

Not drunk bro. Just feel good

Prude

Hi 😊

I mean they gotta start it

I'm buzzed 😁

I'm sorry homie. I'm pretty sure I remember you tho!

Wanted to see my text on tv so I found the AS forum. My username was YoUR_mOmS_LuvEr I shit posted. Mostly got ignored. Years later I'm on an obscure derivative of a cartoon message board that I don't know how to explain where I post pictures of my cock and occasionally solicit my podcast which has like 3 listeners Lol it's weird when you write it out

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Yes. Yes I did

Fuck yeah. Conceive a norse god

We're cock shock brothers

Ehh idk it's kinda lame

So lately I've been getting shocked by static electricity like a mother fucker at work. Every fucking day I get shocked viciously. It happens so much it's starting to affect my ability to do my job. Anyway I was reshelving cosmetics. The shelves were already shocking the fuck out of me but I was able to ignore it. Well I had my crotch against the metal of the topstock cart I was standing on and I shit you not my fucking cock got zapped through my fucking pants. It scared the fuck out of me and made me scream "FUCK DUDE" Everyone was staring at me

If my math professor wanted to put her ass on my face I wouldn't stop her

Wow man I want to thank you for this response. I felt it

If you're getting rid of periods put a mother fucking backslash before it or the shit won't fucking work. Do: sed 's/\.//g' FILE DON'T: sed 's/.//g' FILE only saying this because nobody told me and it left me frustrated for hours