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Idgaf about the fucking sex fuggs

Honestly Its like talking to a 10 year old with a lot of money. Give me an oldschool banker plz

KFC is garbage you ate garbage now you are garbage and can only sense garbage. Thats that.

Never had one

Which i did on purpose because Ted Turner might be listening

Then i just look at trends news and my notifications until i get bored and put the phone down then im like FUCK and i have to do it again Thats what its like to be me

How confident are you that you can identify the right one apart from one thats ultimately going to hire a hitter to make you disappear?

High risk high reward

But can any of them prevent it?

imagine being single now but wasting 8/10 of those years on failed relationships

its not the speed that counts. its how you use it

what are some fav songs then?

i had a relationship with this one from bebe. she was really cool. i knew as soon as i told her that i was lit af and she said thats whats up that she was the one. i make all kinds of phone calls just to complain or have fun. i call police stations that fucked up cops work at and tell them to suck big fat dicks and shit. i call senators and legislators offices. I called the SF ASPCA after they deployed anti hobo robots and screamed at them i was going to fuck their robot bitch in the ass. i like to have fun on the phone. its usually always with an underlying purpose. so when im talking with a business trying to get something resolved, if it becomes ridiculous like if the business refuses to cooperate with me then i just see how long they can entertain me while i fuck with them

i think so

go pour soy sauce on your head

she was definitely from india and everytime i said it she just kept saying "excuse me?" in the most confused tone you could imagine. i had other stuff to say that i wanted to move onto but she just said "excuse me" or "... ... ... uh... err... um, excuse me?" each time. a couple times she tried to be like "maaaa'am maaa'am! to interject but i just cut her off asking louder than her what she was wearing which lead back to "... ... oh... er.... excuse me?" then i said it in super pornstar voice and she started laughing but just said excuse me. i probably asked like 12 times. it happened so long ago that i dont even remember what business i was calling but this has stuck in my mind and im not sure why i wish i could have that recording

Dragula wow. What kind of music do you listen to in general?

Ty 🙏

I like talking to you too. Np sir

Bee gees - stayin alive

Lol thanks schweety

Sounds exciting tho

Sell my body? That concept is very foreign to me. I'd have to think about it.