Poof

No shit really

Well no joke it just died Which is perfect Today is fucking bullshit

No I dropped it on a sidewalk

It was in a fuckin case

Eat shit

No I dont

Fucking kill me plz

You don’t live in a goddamn box and you’re not fucking poor

Is it?

Why

It gives me splinters sometimes but i like it bc it makes me feel something

Maybe it has. You don’t know.

Not here

My favorite search engine is bing

It was an accident and bits just keep coming off

I guess so

A few ppl expressed interest in my poor phone and requested more pics as time went on. Without further ado: Previous photo:

I won’t tell waifu if u dont

Yesssssssssss I’m in

Yes is it working?

Drizzle me hard drizzle all over me

You spent all your money on artisan bagels???

Count at blackjack Use the money to play in the poker room leave if u wanna be like “fuck u casino” or play slots & roulette until you lose what you counted so u can keep coming back and you go home w/your poker winnings

They didn’t tell me anything. So I didn’t know what I was supposed to do.

Give it to me raw