Poof

i'm the opposite but some music is ok for sitting down.

nah don't worry about it its alright

absolutely

what do u guys think i do?

sorry schma i don't plow irl. i hate how porn makes ppl think that but oh well

deep like the mines of minolta

well they wont give me that

are you sure it wasn't someone else?

oh i already know

i guess we all know at least one then

you're never too old!

punk rock shows w/good audiences are an amazing workout if youre up front constantly fighting the crowd as an individual to get up close and not get pushed back and when one side of the crowd as one organism pushes against the other side and everyone almost falls down then unites and pushes back and everyones squished the combined body heat and cracking bones makes it like bikram yoga works the arms as you keep them up so they dont get pinned to your sides from the crowd packed in like sardines and then the music starts and theres the jumping and screaming and carrying/groping the crowdsurfers the endurance required to survive the show and then after the show. you're half naked in downtown columbus ohio and you have to walk back to your car only to find it's been towed! and it's 2007 so your phone is useless and the battery is dead anyway you walk a mile to the address where the sign said all towed cars go to. your cars not there and theres nobody there. you wander the streets aimlessly like a zombie. until you see a tow truck stopped at a red light down the block and you run. you ask him where your car could be. he tells you about the other lot they take them to. its another mile and a half away. finally you arrive and theres your car! but its too late theyve gone home for the night so you have to call the after hour number on the sign. so you backtrack to this weird late night donut shop and buy a donut and charge your phone for 15 minutes. and only then do u call the number and get your car back and its all over great workout!

well when in rome

nop

it's ok. this threads weird

dont judge me

you can help me stretch out

those job stealers!?!

thats ok i dont like it anyway. i used to always get banned and have low post count. this feels strange

i do it at home here. the gyms are too far to walk. this town sucks. suburban country ass bfe

I had to get it out. It's part of the healing process

you mean it hasnt ended yet?? :<

i like britches. dungarees always sounded creepy to me

it's a rule of thumb for anybody snatching anything of mine on a bus/train. don't fuck around people!

I did. That's where it ends.