Poof

wish i had a cool bee outfit

the rock hall is a fleece. the sole purpose of an inductee is to be finessed into spending as much on their induction ceremony as possible welcome to thieveland

I’d rather not make this about that

Ohhhhhh yea

Wazzat?

We replied to each other at the same time 😦

(watermelon judas chair)

I’d put salt on him

I lurvy da kitty

I’m not big on pop

Human 😈

since I've interpreted lots of yous guys' dreams and been accused of various agendas in doing so, I thought I'd turn the tables since I have like the exact dreams as this person. Even the changing environments. Sometimes I'm in a swamp or sometimes it's sunny and open or not even in water. The only difference is sometimes I've been caught by the gatordile and wake up or one time I actually killed the gator that was trying to get me

I know without drugs I'd be a supervillain and bring the world to its knees but drugs do exist so it's all good

I am charlie brown today when it comes to glass thermally imploding. i washed my coffee glass and it didn’t feel like it had that much residual wash heat left in it, but there was, and the temp differential between that and the cold cooler water was too great… Bottom fell right the fuck out

My candle broke and the wax leaked out 😢

lemon no

I just want the sexxxxxx

Nothings ever good enough for me tho and that’s problematic

Cleve-gas

I agree our diorama in the corner at the airport is much more impressive so kempt

We’re gonna get back to that