PokeNirvash

That's... some different formatting. Initial D: Fourth Stage 15

"It shattered, just like your fragile teenage dreams" is a much better/more natural-sounding soundbyte than "Guess that's what they call adolescence." I personally can't wait.

Hey, keep your FOX animated comedy clips out of my thread!

That looks like some kind of needlessly complicated sex toy.

Piccolo is the best DBZ character, prove me wrong.

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A lot of the complaints I've heard are about Bow being a black twink instead of a musclebound mustachioed ginger.

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At this point, I'd chalk up Jman's claims that "OP is a flop in the States" to hyperbole. Sure, it has a modicum of popularity here, between FUNi dubbing it for a decade straight and four years on Toonami before the costs outweighed the benefits too much for Demarco's liking. It's just never gonna be the long-lasting juggernaut that it is in Japan, and certainly not the universally loved critical darling Moose was praying to every heavenly body of worship in the book it would be.

Will Guts' suffering ever cease?

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I'm pretty sure plenty of us already knew One Piece's cost likely had something to do with it.

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I still blame cord-cutters and Super filler.

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What can I say? Kubo gotta Kubo.

Oh hey, a sorta-new visitor! I'm glad to see you've been keeping up with my Imgur albums, and am actually quite flattered at how strikingly similar my ratings are to the real deal. Still, I can be lenient too. Just look at Freezing; if not for my laxer-than-typical stance on female nudity, every episode up to this point would've gotten an MA by now! Boys Over Flowers #10: The Woman Who Gave Up Everything #11: Love Beyond the Horizon plus FREEZING Episode 10: NOVA Form

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Of course. And it's premiering the same day as JoJo Part 4. Neat, it's been a while since we've had a proper double-premiere.

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I assume this is from the same magazine as the infamous Bart x Sakura image?

From what I've read, he apparently arrested the attack robots' joints with his sticky balls during the attack portion, preventing them from doing much of anything. But my question is how the hell did Izuku score lower than him on the opening day physical?

A tuber vegetable exclusive to the BC universe, naturally.

Yeah, but that would've only been fifteen minutes, and she promised thirty. DRAGONBALL SUPER - Welp, that's our story, Goku's dead, good night. Now to see how this all came about... Okay, this is way too atmospheric to be a simple flashback. And then Goku was Faker Englund. Well, at least he's got good hearing now. Even in filler where he isn't the focus, Vegeta can't catch a break. HE KNOWS... Whis's poker face leaves mine much to be desired. That's a big fish. I forgot about Goten with the shades. There there, Gohan, at least Videl still thinks your silly outfit is cool. You'd think the guys following him would just start crawling on the ground to make sure the people can still see their precious movie. At this point, I'm starting to think it's not the Japanese that have poor reaction time on the breaks, than it is them assuming that's the case with everybody. EFFORTLESS DODGE. Mmm... raw fish. "DO NOT INTERRUPT THE GRILLMASTER." Besides, isn't solid food kind of unnecessary for Piccolo's survival? Meanwhile, on Planet Paradigm... Aizawa may be kind of an ass, but god damn if he isn't cool. So are those Frieza-looking things grave markers, or... [slow jazz music] That's not how you pronounce "beautiful", guy. I do like their respirator aesthetic. ORA. As I thought, they were grave markers. As I thought, he's Goku's assassin. What a waste of perfectly good vegetables. They have good banter, I wouldn't be surprised if that's why FUNi had them be Popuko and Pipimi first. Actually, he's right behind you. "Make the donuts"? Is that a phrase people actually use? ORA. Hit will return, in "For Your Gloobarks Only". MY HERO ACADEMIA - Kirishima, you idiot. It's taking Midoriya every ounce of his willpower not to piss himself in fear right now. Good observation there, Icy-Hot. Now's not the time to flaunt your knowledge, Deku. FUCK YEAH AIZAWA. Literal Drill-Hair Girl is the cutest villain. Well too bad for you, All Might isn't here. Goddammit guys, you and your impulsiveness are gonna kill us all. And then they learned that they can't beat up a man made of pure fog. Oh good, best boy is safe. (And so are Uraraka and the Kinnikuman wannabe, I guess.) SPLASH. Literally nothin' personnel kid. Thanks, frog girl. Oh good, she set him down gently. Same can't be said for the perverted grape kid, though. I'm used to her voice now, and yet I still think it's kinda strange. I love grape kid's reactions. The juxtapositions between All Might and Small Might are too great. Now that's what I call a freezer-burn. I thought I'd never see the day where there's someone more on the verge of breaking into tears than the Virgin MC himself. What is it with Demarco and his obsession with showing us these weird music videos? Couldn't he just have aired this during the Progressive rerun when no one would be watching? Okay, I kinda love the principal, whatever species he is. Of all the excuses to keep him away, this is actually one of the more in-character ones. You know someone's the best when you're hoping they succeed in the task they're given, so as I implied before, Queen was right about Iida. You a damn pussy, grape kid. What did she say she could spit up her stomach for again? This kid cries more tears than Deku, it's honestly kind of amazing. I can barely understand half of his rant. DELAWARE SMASH. These three make a surprisingly good team. POP TEAM EPIC - A blanket so comfortable you don't wanna wake up. We all know that feel. Well... it's a decent cut. Dear god I love Popuko's anger issues. PUT ON DROPKIX OR WE RIOT. Awfully stubby for a cigar, I'd say. DO NOT KICK THE TINY ANIMALS. And then she was M. Bison. You can never trust those damn reggae fans and their obsession with towels. I'll take those two consecutive shorts as meaning that Popuko's new job is hitman. Oh hey, it's Frenchie again. Popuko in bed with the baguette is a cute. I can't help but imagine a washing machine, watching her spin in place like that. I ship the Sambo Master and Flamenco Master. Originally that letter-reading gag was about complaints of the comic copy-pasting. YOUR MOTHERFUCKING LIFE ENDS THIRTY MINUTES FROM NOW. I'd rather suffer an apocalypse by Popuko clones than one by nuclear incendiary devices. A CUTE! Unlike that intimidating red panda. This second half was better when it was Japanese Frieza about to wreck the clock. You have no idea how much Daichi doesn't want to be here right now. AASU UINDO ANDO FAIYAH. JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: STARDUST CRUSADERS - That's the power of Vanilla Ice, baby. Speaking of which, looks like Polnareff's fucked. Even in death, Avdol screwed you over. IGGY NO. Because the heavenly bodies enjoy your suffering too much to stop now. Fuck your brain, Ice. Holy crap, the difference between Iggy then and now is like night and day. Oh come on, how much longer is it gonna take for this fruity bastard to finally die? FUCK YEAH POLNAREFF. Taste the sunlight, bitch! Holy fuck that death was hella satisfying. And now both their spirits can rest in relative peace. Who knew the sunset in Cairo could look so beautiful? MEANWHILE, IN LATE '80S JAPAN. Oh god she has a pet turtle now. You as your butler should know that Suzie Q doesn't give a shit about class-based expectations, she married Joseph for god's sake. They say not to vomit, but do you expect the inebriated to listen? Way to kill the mood, pointless translation. This sure is some inappropriately sexy symbolism. Condoms. DO NOT VIDEOTAPE THE YAKUZA. You gotta love a badass butler. Oh well, at least the turtle's having fun. I forgot that Jotaro lived way out in the boonies. She was possessed by a Pillar Man once, so of course she knows when supernatural hoodoo is afoot. That's the positive attitude I've been waiting for. I could've sworn she slipped into a coma. True, Joseph is unbelievably stubborn. "ROSAS IS CRYING TWIN WATERFALLS!" This dude sounds like he's got an inferiority complex, and I can't really blame him for it. Guards, this woman seems to have lost her composure. Jotaro, you are both awesome and a total dork, but that's why we love ya. SHIT COUNT: 1. Goddammit Jotaro. He didn't know, you just naturally look like a loser, that's all. PRAISE BE THE GLORY OF DIO. As I expected, the loss of life was only temporary. Then again, it is Dragonball. HUNTER x HUNTER - Say what you want, she doesn't have the look of a champ. Yep, totally Anime North Korea. She's pretty cute for someone with snot running out their nose 24/7. She's stupid when it comes to everything except this needlessly complicated board game. "Why does that guy look like he was born in the wrong decade?" You insultin' his hair or somethin', chameleon boy? Well yeah, that's how delinquents usually are. Those are some sad-looking dogs. You're still a good man, Knuckle. THEY'RE MANLY TEARS, DAMMIT. Someone get this girl some Nasonex, pronto. Go away, Youpi, nobody likes you and your Red Gotou-looking ass. Sounds to me like you killed the guy and his suiciding was a cover-up. I don't fucking care if you're "fresh outta Sprite", Gerald, just quit gettin' all up in my grill about it, ya feel me? How is it that Morel is able to get away with having powers named after a real-life band but over 50% of JoJo's musical references are censored left and right out of fear of copyright infringement? Oh damn, cheetah boy's back. You a conniving son of a cat-bitch, Hagyeol. Wait, did he just get teleported or something? A most deadly game of tag, this will be. Or not. As they say, the best winning move is not to play. Either that, or wait until you know what environment you're dealing with. HOURGLASS-BREAKER... denied. This guy. I don't know how she exorcised that Nen, but based on that belly, part of me doesn't want to know. At least, not yet. Oh boy, more new ants. Never underestimate the gungi master. The King looks like he's about to shank somebody, preferably with his tail. I had a feeling it'd be the Sheh-soundalike voicing her, if not the real deal. BLACK CLOVER - I have a feeling the siscon's gonna be creepier than ever this episode. And here he is, sitting on a pile of soon-to-be corpses. His magic is his undying love for his preschool-age sister. [shudder] Keep your Yuno-love in whatever you're wearing your robes, priest. And like that, we avoid yet another inappropriate "proposing marriage to the nun" joke. "Here, have some spare pocket change." Why is it that in both My Hero and Black Clover, the glasses-wearing guys who seem jerkish at first but lighten up surprisingly fast are the best boys? If there's one thing the Black Bulls is known for, it's running their outstanding character tics to the ground on their off days. FUCK YEAH CROQUETTES. Yep, sounds like it's time for yet another one of Yami's epic shits. She's got nothing to do but be tsundere all day, and boy is she taking advantage of it. Wait, did his broom make one of those wacky predetermined novelty horn noises? People are running away, it's like they already know he's infamous for being a dirty siscon. He doesn't deserve that red carpet or the flowers lining it. Well, I can't say no to quality model houses. HOLY CRAP THAT'S THE TV TOKYO MASCOT HANGING ON THE WALL. Oh nice, he's paying Anti-Angel and her family a visit. Oh god that music box tune makes him seem even creepier than he already is. NOBODY EXPECTS ASTA. And there goes his ego. Okay, so how the hell did Noelle get all the way out there? He knows how and when to dodge, truly he is the Chad Shonen Hero. Nice of you to join us, secretly badass old nun lady. And then Asta had the strangest boner of his early teen years. Okay, so that probably explains why he's always asking permission to go see her. He deserves this emotional breakdown. [insert outdated reference to 300 here] Wonder who the stalker in the slippers is. FUCK YEAH MASHED TATERS. Asta has all the makings of an oblivious harem protagonist and I love it. Good news, Noelle, looks like you're an Enhancer. Okay, she made all the water glasses in the establishment erupt, that's clearly the work of a Specialist. These smaller siblings really want them to bone. WELCOME TO LITERALLY CHRISTMAS IN JULY. Just when they've ripped off every shounen anime in the book, and now they're ripping of Eureka seveN AO too!? Oh no, Asta's about to be murdered in his sleep, and I'm pretty sure that's a good thing to half of you reading this thread. OH GOD THERE'S TWO OF THEM. The lesson to learn from this episode is... incest fetishists be whack, yo. Greg Ayres as the Pied Piper is something I don't think anyone needs right now, not after having to spend an episode with Siscon Supreme himself. Why can't they just call it iHOP during breakfast hours and then iHOB for lunch and dinner? I don't care if the rotating lowercase letter on the sign will sink even more money into the national debt, I say do it! NARUTO SHIPPUDEN - We now return you to Itachi's Revenge, already in progress. Welp, that's certainly new. BEGONE THOT. He's not wrong, Sasuke is pretty trash. "And here I activated my dimensional portal for nothing." Oh damn, he got upgraded. Yessssss this pleases Madara. SUDDENLY TREES. How many things in the Naruto universe is Orochimaru to blame for? Too many, I'd say. One extra life for every eye, that's my theory and I'm sticking to it. Oh hey, they're reairing that video. I had a feeling the Naruto slot wouldn't go to waste. This dude's harder to kill than even Vanilla Ice. Shit's OP as fuck, no wonder it's forbidden from use. What the fuck kind of summon is that? Some kind of mutant elephant-tiger hybrid, apparently. It's been a while since I've seen him pull out a classic move like that. ORA. "You knew about the Izanagi?" "Well I am an Uchiha!" Sounds like it's a lose-lose situation, but too bad for him, Sasuke likes those odds. He killed about as many as the number of bread loaves you've eaten in your life. DOUBLE KILL. SPACE DANDY - The narrator's rundown on Planet Trendy will never not be awkwardly hilarious. I love that Scarlet's ex is straight out of an '80s Sunrise mecha show. Why do all these found footage horror movies have to be so fucking tryhard? Can't we get one where the killer isn't inside the house or computer or whatever? Oh hey, surprise eyecatch. Remember when [as] used to air Chuck Norris: Karate Commandos in the 5AM slot a decade or so ago? I never noticed the mecha spying on them from those two vantage points before. I'd call this the first time Honey and Scarlet met face-to-face, but then I remembered the aftermath of the Cloudian incident. Then again, they didn't really have time to talk, and that took place in another universe, so... first time it is! Anime Dolph Lundgren is one crazy sumbitch. Finally, restraining orders used for the sake of the greater good. TRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIINS! This was a top tier episode and fuck anybody who disagrees especially those who think the whole "parallel universe" theory gives you an excuse to dive headlong into darkness-induced audience apathy WHEN THERE IS NO GODDAMN EXCUSE FOR IT YOU FUCKING HACK WANNABES!