PokeNirvash

Al, remember what we told you about ending your stories one sentence early?

That is an interesting choice of music they picked.

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VIACOMMMMMMMM.

[impression of elfie] Armored Trooper Votoms 8FUCK MY MODEM [/impression of elfie]

BEETLE WRESTLING.

I agree, if only because I feel the only miss of season 1 was episode 12 whenever Scarlet was onscreen, and season 2 had both episodes 17 (at least, just the High School Caste System tune) and 19 miss for me pretty hard. The rest of the season, though? Crisis on Infinite Dandys, Masaaki Yuasa's episode, Kiyotaka Oshiyama's episode, Emperor JYB the rock star, the death planet, the date with Scarlet, the finale, even less obvious ones like the dance party and 2D universe episodes had their charms, so much so that I can't possibly call the back half of Dandy a bad season. Though I will say that the Groundhog Day on Meow's planet episode - my personal favorite - automatically makes season 1 better than 2. Leave it to Elfie to make something sound five times more pessimistic than it actually is. If I remember correctly, the article was just them explaining that in spite of its consistent quality and giving the go-ahead for FUNimation's Simuldub initiative, Dandy was never as popular as its fans thought it was, let alone worthy of the position of being "the next Cowboy Bebop".

Says you and Jman, general consensus actually thinks its superior to season 1. And I'm inclined to believe them on that.

Chuukan Kanriroku Tonegawa 4

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I like the animation. https://www.sakugabooru.com/data/ddf8d3ac7ee936d06916433f3f4b2f44.webm

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DRAGONBALL SUPER - Previously on Super, Hit made the donuts, whatever that means. Part of being the best character means knowing proper CPR procedures. I get it, so his beam was like a makeshift defibrillator. GOKU THE BRILLIANT IDIOT. Only he would call his assassin a cool guy. Fuck yeah fistbumps. I'm pretty sure that was a 3-minute rule in your case. You won't like Goku when he's pissed off. Invisible energy clones, that's a variation of the concept Naruto hasn't done before. AIR PUNCH. Every fight is a learning experience for Goku. That there's the point, Hit. BELIEVE IT COUNT: 1. Oh hey, a new location for a sick-ass rope bridge. BACKBREAKER. I feel bad for the people that frequent these cliffs and have to deal with the property damage. Nooooo he's trembling with excitement. LET'S POP TOGETHER ALL NIGHT~. Two words: Kobe beef. I'm fairly certain Vegeta's grandma looked more tomboyish than that. You've gotta follow the eyes, Goku. Hey Champa and Vados, what are you doing here? That makes less sense than how a STAND would do it. THAT'S CLASSIFIED~. See, now those three showing up to watch makes sense. DIMENSION BREAKER. And of course, he finishes with a Kamehame-ha. Vegeta wouldn't hire an assassin to take out Goku, not when he's shown several times that he himself wants to be the one to do it. Yep, that sounds like Goku all right. GOKU THE ONE STRANGE MAN. That Hit is one cool guy. Yes, blame Greg Ayres like any sane man would. YOU BETTER HAVE MAH STEAK. MY HERO ACADEMIA - Okay, so who gets naked this episode? The more I listen to Porno Graffitti, the saltier I get that [as] only aired two of the four FMA 2003 OPs. No one needed to hear that, Grape Boy. [autistic muttering intensifies] Nothing to worry about, just two broken fingers. Oh, I'm sure he's plenty capable. Don't fuck with Icy-Hot. The more I watch this show, the more I love seeing these kids in action. I applaud this team and their creativity. It's Momo. Momo gets naked, or at least topless. DEATH FROM BELOW. Ouuuuuch that's gotta hurt. Birdbrain's comin' for dat ass. D-Did she just die? GO IIDA GO. No one wants to see Bakugo act all repetitively edgy and badass towards a bunch of villain wannabes, so he gets a quick shot instead of a full scene. Thanks for the assist, Parasyte Dandy. "No Might" sounds like a better name, and even then, it still loses to "Birdbrain". Who thought Mr. Satan and Great Saiyaman's mock battles would inspire their own motion picture? Only in Japan, I guess. Oh hey, when did Meleoron sneak his way into this show? I hate to say it, but good work, Bakugo. Is Plank kid unable to talk, or is he just the silent type? Thanks for the assist, Uraraka. TAPE BONDAGE NO JUTSU. Yesssss I believe in you Iida. Your lucky Izuku wasn't around to hear your "quirkless child" comment, he'd probably PTSD like crazy. But on second thought, seeing Aizawa getting metaphorically buttfucked by No Might the Birdbrain over there is apparently enough to trigger his natural fear. The thought of failure makes Handjob Man itchy. Oh boy, and he's one of those guys who views life as a video game too. Any opportunity to grab titty is a good opportunity, when it comes to Grape Boy. Thanks for the assist, Aizawa. A Smash so urgent, there's no time to specify what part of America it's supposed to represent. Ohhhhhhhhhh shit this looks bad. OH YEAHHHHHH. Nice of you to finally join us, All Might. I've seen King Star King, and even I think that Mostly 4 Millennials beats it out for the most disturbing thing [as] has aired. POP TEAM EPIC - This old guy reminds me of the Her Lovely Fears short from the Nightmares episode of Off the Air, for whatever reason. COOOOOOOL RUNNINGS! "That's why bobsledding is the world's most dangerous sport." After competitive parkour, it is. We Wacky Races now. BACK ON THE ROCKS BACK ON THE ROCKS BABY. Only a show as crazy as Pop Team Epic would be daring enough to make a Jay Jay the Jet Plane reference. Initial D on Toonami never. Turns out she was actually a Kikaider. 8-Bit Dance Party~! Defeating the demon lord with the power of comfortability, why hasn't anyone else tried this? FUCK YES THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER. I'm thinking this short is some type of abstract commentary on immigration, but that's probably just the American in me talking. I'd bring Popuko with me to combat all sorts of spooky Japanese legends. Bakugo would so be a "Lethal" on that chart, it helps that he's already got a partially orange color scheme. While it's a little disappointing that they didn't go for Nakazato's VA, I appreciate FUNimation caring enough about the Initial D reference to get Takumi's VA to voice the GT-R. Because you can't have a proper lawlharem without the token obsessive lesbian character. ...Was this a stealth promo for season 2 of Dream Corp LLC? JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: STARDUST CRUSADERS - <LOOK OUT!> Fuck your curtains, vampire! Technically it was the flesh bud that was controlling you, but that does count as his evil, come to think of it. And then Polnareff was trapped in a mindfuck. Serenity does sound rather nice... The more recent a death is, the easier it is to summon strength from their spirits. SHIT COUNT: 1. MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA. (I actually miss when he said "Useless" really fast.) SYNCHRONIZED POSING. Not the right question to ask now, Jotaro. I love these conspicuously CGI stairs. Hell, I love conspicuous CG period. I bet it was Speedwagon who told Joseph about DIO's treachery, though the whole "Jonathan dying while trying to stop him" thing, I can believe him hearing that from Erina instead. Didn't this exact scene happen to Avdol in the original OVA? JOESTAR SECRET TECHNIQUE, GROUP FORMATION! You're gonna fail, Polnareff. That's the power of easy breezy beautiful money, baby. Now that's a pose. Polnareff's lucky Jotaro's backing him up, otherwise he'd be fucked. The Cartoon Network box is filled with a bunch of annoying chibi DC characters. I say drop them in the FOX box with Gotham and see what happens. I don't know who this senator is, but clearly he needs a better bodyguard. YOU'LL RUE THE DAY. And that's how you shatter the ego of a man with the proof to back it up. I love seeing ZA WARUDO in action. Why? BECAUSE I'M A TORPEDO SENATOR. Then clearly you need to see more movies, Polnareff. Ah, traffic jams. The bane of human society, and the livelihood of transportation engineers. "But it's a side-walk, not a side-drive!" Jotaro, meanwhile, has seen Happy Days, so he knows how to get stubborn pieces of equipment to work. You should've known from the moment you talked back to DIO that you were gonna guy, Senator dude. REPLY TO ANGEL 1: "Seitz is really nailing the whole fabulous bitch mood here." All he's missing is the British accent from season 1, and it would be perfect. SUDDENLY ZA WARUDO. "Why'd his car suddenly stop?" Clearly that means he's moving on foot now. INCOMING SENATOR. If this plan involves you dying like the others, then count me out. HUNTER x HUNTER - That's a horrifying amount of giant spider eggs. Oh, so the pocket dimensions are his power, I had a feeling that was the case. That was ea-never mind, he's still in town. So we're just gonna be calling the Ants "Chimeras" now. Hourglass sand is almost hypnotic. You suck, cheetah man. We now return you to the Leol King's Cup match, already in progress. If she's gonna be gasping for air, it's because her nose is stuffier than usual. THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING. REPLY TO ANGEL 2: "Wait, how old is this kid if she was making up new moves a decade ago?" You worded that better than I ever could. What a surprisingly personal explanation. Smart thinking there, Morel. Smoking may shrink your lungs, but when used right, it can beat a cheetah man in a game of tag. Well crap that doesn't sound good. You so totally suck, cheetah man. IT'S A SMOKE CLONE. Morel is the coolest. Meanwhile, Knov took care of things on his end off-screen, which is alright since he's the less cool of the two. Madhouse is really good with these informational pictographs. The more I learn about this bara tiger man, the more I question his decisions, like his name change and the secrecy about his power. KUYASHII. This arc's really good at having episodes without the main characters in them. BLACK CLOVER - So apparently they cut a scene from last week's episode, but it was just more confirmation that Gauche is a siscon, so there's no need for any of you to lose sleep over it. Would this tragedy happen to be Asta almost getting killed in his sleep? NOT NOW GAUCHE THIS IS IMPORTANT. And so another pair of hopeless romantic rivals finally meet. I've got bad news for you, guy... SIT BOY. That right there is what we call character development, the last thing anyone would've expected from this show. Speaking of which, the siscon could really use some, even Marilyn Manson has more dimensions than him and he's practically unintelligible! MAGGOT COUNT: 1. Just as I thought, the nun is a secret badass. Hee, Asta's a dangler. It's not all bad, the bird's there too, y'know. You may wanna tone down the pedo-ness a bit, dude. Even when he's not technically onscreen, he's a creepy fuck. Friendship is a complicated thing. Who's this guy and why does he look two steps away from a '60s drag queen? Huh, that kid has a yellow aura, that's different. DOWN THE SUPER HAPPY FUN SLIDE HE GOES. "Hang in there," says the literally hanging boy. Even after looking it up, I'm still a little confused about the "meow" joke in Super Troopers. To be fair, the hole in the wall was Gauche's fault. Oh hey, it's Ha-Ha! "Marco!" Polo? I've actually come to love Asta's sparkly shoujo eyes, no homo. The Black Bulls has no standards, that's why they hired him. ASTA THE HUMAN SNOWBALL. He works surprisingly well with kids, guess living in an orphanage really paid off. Rrr, feels like the "plot" of a snuff film in here. I'm not too hot about him arriving first, but I guess it'll have to do for now. And now we've got killer snowmen to deal with. Does it really count as a slaughter if it's against snowmen and not humans? You do realize touching her will only make him stronger, right? I've also come to enjoy Asta's Tarzan yelling. NOT NOW GAUCHE THIS IS ALSO IMPORTANT. Now those poor kids are like Asta before he started working out. Never underestimate Asta, '60s drag queen man. I would definitely buy tickets to watch All Might vs. No Might in the USJ Dome. As for Art Prison... I'm having trouble believing this is an actual thing that's going to be airing next Sunday. NARUTO SHIPPUDEN - I forgot last week ended in a double impalement. Get fucked, Danzo. What mattered was not what the Izanagi did, but the number of times it could do it. I actually kinda like the negative-colored flashbacks here. Someone remind me what the deal with the face on his arm is again? Never mind, apparently we're about to find out. [instantly orgasms] Oh right, it's the tree-maker. He may have taken the wrong teammate of Sasuke's hostage there. WE GLOSSY BLACK NOW. A.K.A. Kishimoto actually had to try to be this bad. I had considered him stabbing Karin through, but I'm surprised he did it, the absolute madman. Not exactly the most natural way to fall, I'll admit. Okay, as edgy as this is, Sasuke's strut behind Danzo actually looks pretty cool. MADARA JOINS THE FIGHT. To think that this flashback happened almost 80 episodes ago. And now for a completely new flashback, with young Danzo and the 3rd. The 2nd Hokage's voice still sounds deeper than I think it should. Now that I see him younger, I can see the family resemblance between Sarutobi and Asuma. Huh, wasn't expecting this to be the story of how the 3rd came to be as Hokage. So I take it the deepest reason Danzo took over as Hokage during Tsunade's coma was because he was jealous Sarutobi got the position over him back then. That's an interesting motivation, if not a selfish one. SUICIDE BOMBER NO JUTSU. [salutes the 3rd] "In the end, I never got to be Hokage. But for the day that I was... it was quite a ride." And now for some nature scenery. SPACE DANDY - Postponed to Monday. Thanks, baseball.

Well, that depends on how you voiced your dislike. Did you simply say, "I don't like Boruto", or did you say it was shit and shame everyone who liked it in the process?

Not until the 29th of September. Ah, so you finally returned.

I post the synopsis for my Jam Orbital-influenced anime idea by Pierrot on 4chan's Toonami discussion thread one time, and now they pick up a show from the same studio. It's official: I invented my own meme magic. By the way, no word on whether this means Shippuden is going out the door.

Black Clover 30 (rewatch) One Outs 20

I don't think he's ever coming back, now that he's got the mods on his bad side. Then again, it was his fault for trying to be cutesy-confrontational.

Goddammit Jerry.

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Tonight on Toonami, if you've at least seen the next episode previews then you know Goku isn't dead for real, the Class 1-A students continue fighting off the multiple faceless rogues from the League of Villains, Hidomi discovers her secret fetish for watching her male classmate get the shit beaten out of him, COOOOOOOOL RUNNINGS!, Polnareff lucks out once again as the first of the Crusaders to meet DIO face-to-face, Morel formulates a plan to beat Cheetu while the King's gungi record fails to get any better, Asta and Gauche try to find the pied piper that took the children of Nean Village, Sasuke's determination pushes Danzo to use whatever last resorts he can, Dandy gets roped into doing a solid for his 4D ex-girlfriend, Faye regales Ein with the story of her first moments out of cryo-stasis, and a regular theft for Lupin and Jigen turns into a surprise cameo in Nyx's personal re-enactment of Taken. 10:30 - Dragonball Super #72 - Will He Strike Back?! The Unseen Killing Technique! - TV-14LV 11:00 - My Hero Academia #11 - Game Over - TV-14LSV 11:30 - FLCL Progressive #2 - Freebie Honey - TV-14DLSV 12:00 - Pop Team Epic #4 - SWGP 2018 - TV-14LV 12:30 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders #45 - DIO's World, Part 1 - TV-MAV 1:00 - Hunter x Hunter #104 - Doubt and Hesitation - TV-14LV 1:30 - Black Clover #31 - Pursuit Over the Snow - TV-PGL 2:00 - Naruto Shippuden #211 - Danzo Shimura - TV-14V 2:30 - Space Dandy #24 - An Other-Dimensional Tale, Baby - TV-14L 3:00 - Cowboy Bebop #15 - My Funny Valentine - TV-14 3:30 - Lupin the 3rd: The Italian Adventure #8 - The Zapping Operation - TV-14V This week's Pop Team Voices: PART A POPUKO: Jad Saxton (Jacqueline O. Lantern Dupre, Young Nico Robin, Adelie, Hana "Hatchin" Morenos, Mira Yurizaki, Yoriko Kosaka) PART A PIPIMI: Caitlin Glass (Winry Rockbell, Miss Anderson, Janice, Kim Diehl, Maya Ibuki, Nefertari Vivi, Pup, Petra Ral, Pepe Lima, Vados, Kimi Nishino, Catherine, Mina Ashido) PART B POPUKO: Alejandro Saab (EVERYONE'S HIPPO~) PART B PIPIMI: David Wald (Charlie, Paulie, Meow's Dad, Hannes, Bulat, Mr. A)

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