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Drunkenwarrior

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  1. Drunkenwarrior
    Congratulations, you're a middle aged white woman from texas
  2. Drunkenwarrior
    I like saying words over and over until they stop sounding like words like tub, or water
  3. Drunkenwarrior
    My friends like to do that at the worst possible time, like when I'm broke and can't afford to buy them a round
  4. Drunkenwarrior
    I'd be a girl for a week just so I can have people buy me drinks
  5. Drunkenwarrior
    I"m sure it was zeni, I'm sure it was......
  6. Drunkenwarrior
    Sounds like more fun honestly....save some money
  7. Drunkenwarrior
    What did the message say?
  8. Drunkenwarrior
    Well you'll be happpy to know, that against all odds I did go out...and met a pretty cool hippy chick
  9. Drunkenwarrior
    There's this really chill irish pub next to my house you're invited to also, when guys go to bars alone they carry a stigma
  10. Drunkenwarrior
    That's why you're a virgin
  11. Drunkenwarrior
    How do you feel abut taking advice from an asshole on the internet?
  12. Drunkenwarrior
    But torrent the sippy cup require the same motion?
  13. Drunkenwarrior
    That doesn't make half a load of sense
  14. Drunkenwarrior
    There's actually a farmer's market every saturday morning down the street from me, lotta cute farm girls but I missed it this morning
  15. Drunkenwarrior
    Like a hooker's butthole?
  16. Drunkenwarrior
    Maybe you weren't looking hard enough
  17. Drunkenwarrior
    I know she was in the movie with the cat boy
  18. Drunkenwarrior
    These hoes aint loyal.....
  19. Drunkenwarrior
    I dunno, I think he looks kinda bummed
  20. Drunkenwarrior
    My bedroom?
  21. Drunkenwarrior
    I think the closest thing I have is a petco
  22. Drunkenwarrior
    Let's go ghost hunting
  23. Drunkenwarrior
    Looks like a nice enough fellow
  24. Drunkenwarrior
    Thanks man. I knew I could count on you
  25. Drunkenwarrior
    That sounds so sad
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