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It took me by surprise when she asked me .. and i did think about it ..but truth is i would have been like a caged tiger in new york as well..a small town boi in the big smoke.. i know i would not have been happy there after a few weeks ..it just did not feel right. If i knew how to post pics here i could post the thread where she asked me

Not to me.. i am not a gold digger for one..and also i grew up in a small town where you had to fight or be bashed so to speak..i have sleeve tats and teeth missing.. i would not have been able to put up with any up town bs..without breaking a few noses.. i know it would have been a bad life choice

As i would be the equivalent of a feral cat amongst the people that she associates with.. i did not wish to put myself in that position

Happy Birthday Kudasai..hmm as i live in australia your bd is actually like now :beer:

exactly what i wrote up there.. she posted solely in IB <3

A millionaire supermodel.. who lived in a penthouse on long island.. asked me to marry her in IB .. true story

you would be pretty annoying as well then atm.. as being strait around a drunk person sux big red balls

you can call me a virgins if you want

boobs sagging to elbows is not a good look .. just saying

borrow a few bucks and go get that fixed ?

::spin::

inb4 you can not take it anymore n have to go to a dentist

saturday.. work in the morning and then a high school reunion in the evening

I did receive a number of letters from her lawyer a while back .. i have not heard from her personally for a few years now..woot

ooooook then.. i better check if there is anything else you forgot ?

i have not had any new voicemails..it has been quiet for a few days now..

sorry.. the day before yesterday was the deadline for all complaints

grumbles ..

when in high school i flicked the turban off an indian math teacher when he was walking down some stairs.. i have been cursed by all the seven someshits ?.. he had hair down to his butt ?

erro..eroooo this is not being the capital of that chrysler.. rather good sir my name is Radaneejuenofukit and i am being calling you from somewhere farrrr away to sell you something you will be needing

notices your avatar is wearing the australian aboriginal and the australian flag on her sleave

inb4 you step on 200 thousand tardigrades walking out to check the mail whut

i am out ..head to bed for the night.. stay chilled n have a good day then plzzzz

If you get to the last dans /black belt.. you will be officially recognized as be a lethal weapon.. you can only use that shit in self defense

Listen.. that beep every few seconds is a bit wtf ?