-Ninja_Jesus-

Take it to France

That's not a rectal thermometer, that's my wife!

I wish that were me the working part, not the negligent stepdad part

I only bet in imaginary candlesticks.

Ohhh, that makes sense. But I didn't say a "better" world. I wouldn't consider most isekai to be "better", per say, because it's the people that have to make it better.

Time is a dumb jerk that makes everyone irrelevant. How's life been treating you?

Mushoku Tensei, since it's gonna get an anime soon.

??? But Re:Zero is isekai.

I haven't found myself on Steam lately. Good to see you though.

Except without the teenage angst and the high school drama. My name is back! Let me reintroduce myself I am -Ninja_Jesus-, and I joined one of those "Be Your Own Boss" Amway cults one time, it was funny.

You mad lads, you really did it! Thank you!

Holy shit to the grandfather part! Congrats! I feel you on the furloughed thing, I was laid off back in March and still haven't landed a new job. I keep finding white hairs on my head and my fiancee tries to get rid of them, but it's inevitable that they'll all turn white. Time is like that.

I am a real doctor and I've discovered fluid in your lungs, you have pneumonia.

The SwimOdin himself! How's life been treating you in this miasma of uncertainty?

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How long ago was that?

'Tis the fate of mortals, unfortunately. I had a dream that I'd be bitten by vampires by age 21, but it didn't happen.

Not sure if the name change gods are still taking requests, but is it possible to have my name stylized as -Ninja_Jesus-? Like it was once upon a december....

Fair enough.

Truck-kun doesn't like me. I've only ever been hit by car-san.

Now I'm almost 30. Why does time keep moving forward, ignorant of my cries to slow down?

Re:Zero is excellent, I just need to catch up on it.

The real world sucks and I want to imagine myself being reincarnated or transported to another world. Sure, with any genre there will inevitably be a sea of garbage but there are plenty of Isekai gems, Log Horizon and Shield Hero and Slime-san being a few. Anyone else here like isekai shows?

BookWalker is like my new drug, I can't stop buying new shit. @_@ Currently reading Reincarnated as a Sword, Mushoku Tensei, How A Realist Hero Rebuilt the Kingdom, and So I'm A Spider, So What? I am isekai trash.