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death_by_motorboat

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  1. The only movie I've seen in a long time where the female protagonist is something other than a menstrual cock hog... I mean she actually keeps her clothes on. 2 hours of slut-free entertainment is hard to come by
  2. Dude I just typed this long reply and the fvcking board signed me out automatically, So I lost the content. Long story short, I pulled someone out of The gutter and they willingly went back in.
  3. That IS the ideal...... But some people wanted a war....
  4. I thought I would never see you again vjs :420:
  5. I swear I'm followed by a pack of jackals, hyenas, and rabid coyotes at all times
  6. hi cookie, Thanks for the reply. This morning my mind has been racing for hours. I have a haunting memory that should be engulfed In passion and undying love, trust and hope, but instead I have the culprit of everything wrong, disgustingly unplanned, and selfishly divided among animalistic, barbaric descendents of Satan's scrote, licking their chops at me for another meal. How are you?
  7. That things in the past are exactly how you remember them happening?.... And if so, is that because of the unfathomable number of true kill 'em all type of enemies, trying to get under your skin and turn you into a maniac hell-bent to rearrange their faces?
  8. Uneventful? But I just saw your sexy buttocks.
  9. The kind you could just step inside....
  10. Over or under 50 zenigade
  11. You'll see when you're older. Real appreciation isn't about taste. Have a good night, child, it's all hallows Eve.
  12. You try to act like you're 45 because those films scared the little soxies right off ya not too many yesterday's ago, either that or you're a 70's child.
  13. I am just supposed to take your word that you own a televison?
  14. :it: :pumpkin: :skull: B}
  15. If yoo search it, they will come
  16. man I'mma have to order nachos because that is nacho typical information
  17. good. now to trade it for weed
  18. It's totally you can't look good and be bad
  19. but my poor little hands are worked to the bone
  20. In your best Western voice It goes, She's awesomer wiffout me x3 Oh yeah x1 She's awesomer wiffout me x3 Funky Honky Tonk wiffout me She's awesomer yeah. Do you like it?
  21. is.. is it Jesus?
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