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Cau

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  1. But Papa...
  2. *adds to my 9/11 conspiracy board*
  3. Such a gentleman.
  4. No, we make love.
  5. You can't possibly know I won't have to support them. Who's gonna buy the ghost food?
  6. i'm pretty sure that's not in the qu-ran
  7. and chewing on the strings. @Quackers
  8. wtf is even the point then?
  9. Okay but you're buying.
  10. I'd appreciate you both
  11. Cau

    i'm mad

    Hi Mad, I'm Cau.
  12. Stop hogging all the girlfriends if you're not gonna appreciate them!
  13. No. I'm a hideous monster.
  14. I can't, I hate my chest.
  15. Show me on my body how the mean doctor lady touched you.
  16. Nobody watches porn and nobody posts on uemb.
  17. I can't work hard enough to support 100 virgins. That's too much for one cau.
  18. What would I even do with them?
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