discolé monade

doesn't know exactly what shoreline they come from, but absolutely LOVES rocky mountain oysters.

will not stop thanking me for a fabulous night of tRHoNJ,

is plannng the biggest con of all time: he plans on replacing all tables, ladders and chairs at WWE's the next TLC match, with paper mache replicas.

when shopping at walmart, our hero dresses as a matador. he claims it commands respect.

i keep reading this as 'i've become a grandmother' - - and look at the name, and get really mad at myself. and you.

answers. does anyone have any answers? this is the last time i'm questioning. after this, you're going to circle back and try to figure out this mess.

came atcha like

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF YOUR FONT!

while in a fitting room, he likes to yell out "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER! LITTLE HELP, MATE?""

walks around walkmart, carrying an armful of alarm clocks, and telling anyone that will listen, that he pities the fool.

as our intrepid warrior enters his place of business, he blasts 'sexy boy' through his giant boom box.

i know. that's why this is amusing.

lol this old man talking about the younger generation. get off the stage, ya' hack.

🎶 notice me senpai 🎶 notice me noooooooooooaaawoooooooooooo 🎶🎶🎶