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lmaoooo ok...wait wait. TIME OUT!!!

i decided against the sweater/wide pant leg. probably the most comfortable pant, but i lost weight and had to wear a belt. this one i call 'ode to vanity', just hoping to look in 50, in my 60's XD XD *le sigh, le weep* you can see the lotion on it's skin. it didn't want the hose again. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

knew exactly where carmen san'diego is. and he's coming to collect.

told frankie to go to hollywood.

in the summertime...when the weather is high... he will stretch right up and touch the sky. true story.

they will, flame your crew, quicker than trump fucks his youngest.

magazine clippings from scott baio!

knows EXACTLY how to work a bow-tie.

you're just like me. you go outside and squat to pee. SQUAT! SQUAT! SQUAT!!

once upon a time in mexico, this guy was there.

i'm both relieved....and strangely disappointed.

is still trying to score on some boot leg vcr tapes.

purchased the 'dog the bounty hunter', excercise program, featuring 7 minute abs.

smelled what the rock was cooking, and suggested the wrestler get a cream for it.

again, is wondering why in the hell this guy is in her private residence....

wait. you mean data/info entry......on a computer....right? not like people in the e.r. ; one guys finger is missing and he has a pet alligator in a cage (as said finger is in said companion), some kids nose won't stop bleeding ( probably from te orange seeds she shoved up there), there's a couple with a blanket, and for some reason he's on her lap..... you know shit like that.

see....this guy fucking gets it!!

thought 'police academy' was a training video.

we are animals. arguably the dumbest animals on the planet.

this guy. he gets it.

has tried, on multiple occassions, to use an umbrella like mary poppins.

looking back, she, in fact, did NOT get those letters out that day.

has anyone heard of the term 'body-doubling', in the capacity of having someone just be in the room while you get thinngs/chores/taks completed? tl:dr, just got home, and the sewing room can kiss my arse.

doesn't know where the beef is.