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is it weird i think he went there for the makeup tutorial?

says the thirsty poser that can't even write a decent fan fic of that awful '50 shades' so....very thirsty. you should totally stick to writing about donkey riding gladiators.

ooh my!

wouldn't that be more like midge porn?

oh my. also i had to look this up. apparently in the 80's it was a big deal to claim to copulate with big foot.

the epic tale of a lonely lumberjacks quest for love.. i think i'll write this story.

exact first thing i thought when reading this.

then i guess the obvious question is..what were you going for?

that it is. as mthor stated...the cut off point is 5. but you know...stoopid people.

the local weather guy put out a post that this was fake. and not to believe the hype. fixed

^this guy gets it.

yip. i know.

homemade chicken 'pot' pie. because why not?

makin' people jump through hoops..and you just playin'. seriously though, i can't stand when media pulls this shit THIS IS THE WORSE STORM OF THE CENTURY (maybe). BE PREPARED (it may..or may not hit, and may or may not gain strength) not saying i'm NOT keeping an eye on this bitch. >__> *edit can't ever link shit proper* https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2017/09/03/hurricane-irma-could-strike-u-s-east-coast-by-next-weekend-or-it-could-curve-out-to-sea/?utm_term=.ccc0b1cdc45a

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adulting can suck donkey balls today. i did manage to tape off the girl's room. but ran out of tape. so...painting put off for another day. the home nurse came today, so that took some time.

that's a good question.

what about those command hanging strip thingys?

a bunch of 'baby gear' to finish send birthday stuff out. paint the girl's room. figure out something for dinner. i did manage to make lemon bars. and drink a couple cups of coffee. and yet...here i sit, not wanting to do any of it.

you like going out of your way to make obscure statements, don't ya'. and yeah..it was totz kava kava

i got drugs.

and yet...here you are. so...do you think you got banned?

it would go something like: well, this schmuck picked me up in a broke down ride. mirror missing on the passenger side. got stopped by cops because he didn't have insurance AND his license was suspended. luckily i knew the cop, so just had the car towed to his house. was supposed to go out to dinner, but he started drinking 40's and then started smashing his furniture. worst. date. ever. i left. date -5/10