1938 Packard

I play lotteries. Just a dollar buys a dream. Oops, I lost again.

Nostril sucking. La Cosa Nostril.

Just head on down to the station, early in the morning. Catch yourself a trolley car that falls into the sea. I want a love that's true, sir, not a love like you, sir. You weren't true to one and two, you won't be true to me.

California should just crack off the continent and fall into the sea.

What would anybody do with all the leftover soda straws?

How? I'm never in them.

My days off... one day is almost always errands and appointments, the other is always about clean everything the fuck up. Vacuum, dust, sweep, mop, scrub, scrub some more, carryout the trash, wipe the windows, launder the curtains... Shit... I wake up at 9'am and I'm not done until 9:30 pm.

At least the lawn sprinkler won't kick on today.

I wouldn't say stuff like that if they all resembled Seven of Nine.

I don't do anything with the hotel guest rooms.

Sounds like a good day to stay in a bar.

Did you ever try to use the powdered cheese mix that comes with cheap pasta? It works better when mixed with half and half.

Those are the hotel guest room attendants in this casino. They don't like to be called maids. Ninety five percent of them are less than five feet tall and their heads look like basketball sized raisins. The reason behind that is a long story, so I'l just bottom line it. Attractive maids are a liability.

Does anybody kiss their mothers anymore? Not in a moat, not on a boat and not with a goat.

Is that still a thing? Actually, the ring shouldn't be there in the first place. Just take a bath once in a while.

So, you're saying journalists are supposed to report forecasts instead of facts?

Also journalism is reporting on events as they take place, not forecasting them.

Did the spokesman say she died? No.

They're quoting something that wasn't said.

How did they write the family quotes in advance?

CBS News had erroneously posted the obituary of former first lady Barbara Bush. Radio host Harry Hurley stated that the obituary, as published before retraction, included quotes from Bush family members such as, "She died peacefully at home." It's one thing to post a news article in error, but where did CBS get the quotes on an event that didn't take place? See how some news sources just make shit up?

Steamed mobster.

FYI: I acquired the skillet at Bed, Bath and Beyond. I wasn't interested in the brand name. I wanted it because the bottom is so thick that you can hammer nails with it without denting it. And, the copper isn't just plating. It's a disk five millimeters thick embedded in the stainless steel. Copper is necessary for even heat distribution.

So, I should use my Emeril skillet? The bottom of it is very thick.

Oh, so you like a little creosote with your dinner.