1938 Packard

Well... There was that one time I ate a cheeseburger in the mechanical room of the Philadelphia City Hall clock tower.

Sitting on a five gallon mayonnaise bucket outside my double wide, staring at my land boundary about seven hundred feet away, shotgun across lap and nine empty cigarette packs on the ground around me. What's that smell? Oh, good... The coffee is ready.

Nah... I'm describing what happened fifteen years ago, when I ran out of butter.

Every maker of margarine says it tastes like butter. As a matter of fact, it does. Just don't try to fry anything with it. It scorches and sticks, unlike butter.

Wrong device.

Flimsy mechanical shit. The r/c time constant would have been the better option, but I was only 17 and not thinking things through.

Iss better now. I no longer have need of such things.

He will spend his entire term locked in an outhouse. You can't indict a shitting president.

None. And my brain is a hundred billion smaller ones hooked together.

Drunk dial a random jumble of disconnected shit until you reach the same ogm.

Then, duplicate it, Mr. Genius. You can't duplicate a fluke.

I don't think a call was even made. Pushing buttons on a tape player and making cartoon voices couldn't be so difficult, even for them.

If a call was made, they were probably too drunk or high to remember which number it was.

Sure you do.

I bet they can't duplicate it.

They don't have it either. All they have proven is that they know which buttons to press on a tape player and how to make goofy voices.

It wouldn't surprise me.

I deleted them already. If Donald Trump wants to talk to me, he should call in person. I don't do tapes past the first two seconds.

They stop whoever is wearing it.

Do you even have the number or are you pressing random buttons? This is just as I had expected. There's nothing on my machine but robo calls from politicians.

So, guns in the school don't cause gun violence. They could prevent it.

And it still refers to getting raked.

https://www.kamloopsthisweek.com/news/getting-raked-over-auto-insurance-rates-1.23801707

Is your car insurance company raking you? https://www.kamloopsthisweek.com/news/getting-raked-over-auto-insurance-rates-1.23801707 High premiums for not enough coverage? You're a rube.

You don't have those.