1938 Packard

Haven't decided on the day yet.

Later this summer, you'll find me in Flushing. Maybe H Mart.

Does a 100 yen store sell anything different from a dollar store?

They're not comedians anymore. The news cast as a whole has not changed.

http://www.desy.de/gna/interpedia/greek_myth/olympian.html#Zeus

I like the old synagogue that was converted to an antiques flea market. Do you know the place? It's near 3rd and South.

Ruler of Mount Olympus.

Ruler of Mount Olympus.

Oh, now he's a manager.

You have a better chance of seeing Zues drinking cappuccino at Reading Terminal.

I never said I was.

Every ABC, CBS and NBC news show: "Big fire down town, lots of crime up town and Congress passed a bill. Now, we take you to Joe Hootyhoo with the sports." "Well, Larry... Reggie got one and one over two for three to make seven under par against eighteen with an amazing forty two stretch to tie the record set in 1963. However, there was a nine point celebration penalty for getting fucked in the end zone." "Thanks, Hootyhoo. Now, here's Jane Daneskjold with the weather." "THIS BLOTCHY STUFF ON THE SCREEN SHOWS GLOBAL WARMING AND SO IT'S GOING TO RAIN TOMORROW!" "Thank you, Jane. For Channel 6 Action News, I'm Larry Kane. Good night and thanks for watching."

Why would I keep that? It's like keeping the wrapper after you eat the Snickers.

No. I had just gotten into middle school that year.

No, that was a weather man in Florida, 1978. Back then, it was quite common for meteorologists to provide comic relief on the nightly news.

As far as he is concerned, that goes with the trash.

It's boring these days. Bring back the days when weather men used cardboard maps, wore gaudy plaid suits and used terminology such as, "gator gusher", "palmetto pounder" and "bugaboo".

City Council Three candidates for my district. Eliminate two, vote for one. Maybe this one will get the trash picked up on time.

I meant, they could have used a Gremlin instead of what they have.

Or a Gremlin.

Freakish things happen.

The Phillips head screwdrivers there are made of soft metal. You can only drive three screws with one before it's wrecked.

That's what I meant by, "Psych"

Now, all the football jar heads can stop using office pools.