1938 Packard

So, with so many houses in and around this state going into foreclosure with banks pushing them out at $20k or $30k, how much trouble will I have buying my own house in a few years, with cash on the table?

A possum would eat up to 5,000 ticks per year and never contract or transmit lyme disease. More than ninety percent of possums are naturally immune to rabies. They are good for your garden because they eat slugs and other plant wrecking pests.

You posted a picture of "an" apartment house. Anyway, I'm getting paid to put my name on paper. Kinda makes the whole janitor thing a side show.

Somebody go and make a comparison between Maromi (Li'll Slugger) and Mysterious Mose. Come in, or stay there... as you wish, I don't care. Eight... twenty... eleventeen... gotta do my plusification... onetythree...

Your original argument was that such an arrangement was impossible because nobody would lend to a janitor. Anyway, "patsy" doesn't quite describe it because this is the third such arrangement. He hasn't cheated me the first two times. In fact, when he decides to sell and move again, he'll give me part of the profit to the tune of about $20k. Not bad for just writing my name on stuff. Yeah... the real estate business had just barely broke even, but hardly what anybody would call a huge loss. If he does anything like that again, I'll invest, but under a condition that he keeps the company's bank borrowing minimized.

Alley Oop (Look at that caveman go!)

I just said I could use the 80 bucks. That's different from "needing" it. A couple of decent anime box sets seem more appealing me than the phonograph right now. Why spend out of my account for them? The house, I really don't mind him keeping. As long as he keeps up his payments, it goes better for my credit score and I'm able to deduct the interest charges from my taxes. That's the arrangement between me and him. I'm expecting a nice refund next year.

Can a married man be a bachelor too? Anyway, what was your major? Communications? Are you also trying for an FCC license?

It's like when I go to a Chinese restaurant and the staff says everything to each other in Mandarin. What am I hearing? Maybe.... "Haw haw! Look at the stupid round eye. Can you believe he's actually eating that shit?"

Reason I asked is that I recall a friend a few years back who bought a skunk. Then, the game warden said he couldn't keep it unless the vet would take out the spray glands. Since NJ is that strict about a walking stink bomb, I'd guess nobody could have a tarantula or a black mamba in this state.

What are the laws about keeping venomous animals as pets in your state?

Phonograph... 78's only, it rips up vinyl. My brother is holding it for me because there's no room in the apartment for it. He's handling the sale. I can use the 80 bucks.

Real mature, sonny!

Why don't YOU try hanging with someone who calls eight times a day to talk about bullshit or give every conceivable detail about what rotted no-accounts her kids have grown up to be? If you can put up with that for a year, you're a mighty man.

I always figure it's time to hang it up when they try to monopolize me.

Officials investigating the Vegas shooting have already confirmed that the mad sniper had nothing to do with Islamic terrorism. This, done in just a few hours. Who spent nine months looking under Donald Trump's bed for Russian boogie men and still can't give a confirmation of yes or no?

Because less crime always means fewer engagements with the police. What? Do you think the cops pop up out of their beds in the morning asking, "Oh BOY! Who am I gonna shoot today?"

He said that the solution to the NFL difficulties can be fixed by the players. The players could start a foundation to mentor young, inner city youth. Get kids connected with respectable business leaders in their communities. Why? Kids get into trouble partly because they lack sufficient, positive role models. Engaging them in mentoring and business climate could reduce crime and cut down such incidents as the players are currently protesting.

I saw a guy drink a gallon of that stuff almost every day and he died before he was fifty. Surprised very much that the first gallon didn't do him in.

Slice a salami and make sandwiches.

In other news, OJ wanted to be in Florida because of a law that protects real estate from certain creditors. He owes the Goldman Family about $65 million dollars in civil claims and Florida law says the Goldmans can't have his property sold to raise the cash.

Didn't see that one. But, I'm pretty sure that a person would have to be truly a rotted potato when a state government is telling him to stay away.

OJ Simpson has been let out of the Lovelock prison this morning, after serving nine years on armed robbery and kidnapping charges. By the way, "Lovelock" is very odd name for a prison.

Dogs sometimes react to sound waves that are beyond the range of human hearing.

Maybe she needs a better mic.