Zenigundam

*waiter trembles and stumbles backward knowing that he should not even think about white knighting this situation*

"Is this a game to you?! Why did it take until your third profile for us to meet up?! Where were you when I was messaging you all the time on your old profiles? 😥" *flings beer off of table, narrowly missing a nearby waiter*

Not all alpha males wear capes.

Lifetime Movie Zeni 🏋️‍♂️🧔🐺

It did, but I still haven't talked to her about it. Thanks for taking me side, Pooh. I would have found it really difficult to believe too had I not overheard it. 🤦‍♂️

Sad for beta males maybe. *chuckles obnoxiously and adjusts monocle* 🧐

You haven't had a girlfriend since 2005? *scoffs* 🎅 The lone wolf alpha male warriors always prevail in the dating game. 🐺👨‍💻👫

That gets my blood boiling, it really does 🧔

Those vaction feels

I can't let that happen... I can't let the legal age babes down...

19? I don't know if that'll work... I struggle to understand 19 year olds. Any legal age 17 year old babes on there?

How about we call them legal 16-18 year old women as per New Jersey state law? *Zenigundam's bouncers approach from the shadows, while cracking knuckles, as Zeni, in the dead middle of these bouncers, smiles and snaps his fingers* 🎅🐺👨‍💻

Why are you defending my coworker? *sigh* Now I'm gonna have to confront her about this whole situation. 😌👨🐰

Jelly Jelly Jellllllyyyyyyy... ahhhh.... legal age... magnetism... 👫

Legal age women. Please don't call them minors. That's demeaning. Give them their due credit. 👨‍💼

I was hammered and chuckled. What's wrong with her?! 🤦‍♂️🔥👫🐺💪

Have to be politically correct sadly

That's ga... Oh right... That's uh... strange.

This dude gets the prized ladies. 🧔

"Your eyes say 'yes' and so does your body. I'm going to make out with you right now, you sexy, 17 year old, legal age teen. Let's go to prom together. 😌" -Zenigundam, lone wolf alpha male warrior 🐺

Were you the one who had the FBI call me on my cell phone?! *crazed eyes*

Jelly jelly jelly 👨‍🚀

Just imagine if the UEMB had legal age hotties. Legal age hotties flock to things that are hip, popular, and... in. 🤴

This thread is officially HOT!! 🔥🔥🔥

Women in that range understand me and I understand them. Millenial cougars are so stuck up with "being adults" and whatnot that they simply forget how to have fun. True love... knows no boundaries... 😌 Ahhh... I'm having so many fantasies upstairs right now. 🐰 *giggle chills*