Zenigundam

House to house... house to house... *giggle chills*

At first I was gonna dress up as Sherlock Holmes, but now I think I'll go as Mickey Mouse. Legal age teen women love Mickey Mouse... 🤴🐀🐭

*sighs* Don't tell me you're one of those girls who's jealous of sexy 18 year old women. 😩

Yeah that's old

Creepy!!!

I find that name to be extremely alienating and ignorant of the other great means of travel in the United States. 🤦‍♂️👨‍🏫🧔👫

Are you saying... what I think you're saying? 😥 *gets the giggle chills* 👫🐺👨‍🏭

I'd say around 14 or so.

I don't buy it, Pooh.

Isn't that your childhood team? I recall you saying countless times that you're a diehard Bills fan. Personally, I'm a Jets fan, but I always did like the Bills. 👨‍💻

I predict that you'll buy the Buffalo Bills someday.

Why so mad, my darling? 👨‍💼

Yeah we know

I know it used to be on Kids WB and CN, but I never cared for it back then, but now I watch it hammered on Boomerang and I get pumped, and there are some tear jerking moments like when Daffy gives up Mr. Squiggleworth whatever that mptherfkxuers name is.

Yes, I want to take a bath with a legal age teen woman hot sexy wow. 👨‍💼

I can't see signatures. What does it say?

I'm honestly glad that I didn't marry her. I think that might have been her plan all along.

Halloween Goals 👨‍🏫

What if I told you that all of this stuff has actually happened? It has lol

You don't get how relationships work. 🤦‍♂️

Teenagers...

The teenage witch....

Careful what you say about my ex, bro...

We didn't go out again and she blocked my OKC profile. Those were mean times.

I could see where things were going. Why was she doing that? 🐺