Zenigundam

Please don't curse in here. 😪 *Zeni's bouncers crack knuckles whilst appearing from the shadows*

1945 sucked!!! That's before all the good stuff was invented

This happened after the family party. I was multitasking between Fortnite and OkCupid, so that I could make late night plans with the right young woman, and then I passed out, and here we are

Psyche 👨‍💼

It came out a while ago, but I think I'll buy it too. I need to get better at fighting games so that I can pick up legal teenage girls at tournaments. 🐺

I had a nightmare that the police showed up at my front door this morning in connection with an incident during an OKC date at a restaurant the night before that involved a table being flipped and a chase around the parking lot.

Dragon Ball Z Kai- Yawn My Hero Academia- B rate shonen for preteens Naruto: Shippuden- Too long, kiddy ninjafare, should have been 10 episodes max, this is for babies Boruto- Makes no sense Dragon Ball Super- Even worse than Naruto Mob Psycho 100- Haven't followed along Attack on Titan- Absolute garbage, cancel this. It's Gundam: IBO with different animation and characters JoJo, Black Clover, Hunter, FLCL- Cannot watch any of this BS Pop Team Epic- Better than everything else, would rather watch a raunchy, lesbian orgy shot on a camcorder featuring Pipimi, Popuko, and random male strippers than all of the series Toonami has been wasting time on. Lupin III- played out, but better than all the shonen by a mile Samurai Jack- This is how you know it's a sad state of affairs when an old show for children is more entertaining than new stuff you actually spend money to air.

1% to 0% That's basically the down to the wire ending of every action blockbuster ever. I took the final, decisive shot to win the battle!! 🚘

💪🐺💏🍕

She looks like Kaname from Full Metal Panic

Those hips... those tender lips... 👨‍🎤

Wtf lol yall are making this thread creepy. Nah he looks young, but grizzled, he's stocky, likes to mix malt and whiskey, no Starbucks.

Love makes people do crazy things, which is kind of poetically romantic when you think about it. My friend is crazy over her. I mean like he gets those crazed eyes and the giggle chills around her.

I'm calm, but my friend isn't. He's worried about getting turned down and becoming the laughing stock of the world. He can't afford to get turned down by that girl when she could maybe be his next girlfriend. I'll help him win. 👫

Please calm down, sir. This is the exactly the kinda scene we need to avoid around this young woman. 🤦‍♂️

Why wouldn't I have friends? 🐧 Also, the story is true haha, but I have to keep my friend's identity a tightly sealed secret.

My friend is 28 and the woman he's crushing on is 17, but I would say they look cute together based on his description of her and he's a pretty damn good looking guy. He's got some manly things going on, none of that mocha latte stuff.

Well, I don't know about me, but my friend isn't weird. There's just something about that young lady that's making him fall for her, so he just wants advice on how he can sweep her off of her feet. He fears that he made a creepy first impression.

There's a friend of mine who was asking me about girl advice, and there's this girl he knows from a school environment, and whenever she smiles at him, he freezes up and struggles to formulate sentences. So anyway, he has fantasies of making out with her and cuddling on the couch while watching TV, but today he overheard talking about how weird he is and she was giggling while she said that and his whole psyche just SNAPPED. He kept it together and didn't let her know that he heard her, but now he's calling me up frantically and pacing around his room madly and I'm not quite sure what advice to offer him. I want him to win this young woman's heart and soul, but right now he's losing his mind. 🤨🍕🐺

Fick that

On my way to work. Forgot to wear dress clothes today lol. Whatever they won't fire me, I'll just say that I forgot

Would you care for a dance, my legal age madame? 👨‍💼 💪💪💪

What's wrong with you? You're gonna end up on a To Catch a Predator type investigation with the way you're going.

On the lips... *body shudders excitedly with the giggle chills* 🐷

Not necessarily. I had a legal age cutie smiling today, but I froze up when she smiled at me. I thought about kissing her. Tbh, when girls shoot me those mean looks, I usually approach them in the "Don't ignore me" fashion. 👨‍💼