Zenigundam

Those'll be the days... Those'll be the days indeed... 🦒

Jealous much? 😌

How is that funny? It's sad enough when women go from 18 to 19, let alone living into their late 30s. Show some respect. 🤦‍♂️

I just love that feeling when you kiss a (legal age teenage) woman and her lips are so soffffffttttttt. 💏

You know you should wait, but your hormones kick in and you text her back quickly instead of waiting for several hours and making her want you more? Yeah... even young guys like myself screw up like that... 🐼

You remember back in the day when Tom from Toonami preached to us kids about being angry? That's what you're reminding me of. Calm down, lil Pooh bear. You're in the wrong. He won. 🎅

Why so angry? 😔

Are women in their late 30s even alive anymore?

See, you claim that, Pooh, but then you misinterpret his post. 😌 Also, please don't curse. Bad language hurts people.

Not exactly, Pooh.

That wasn't me. Somebody hacked my AOL account.

Dude, she told me 16, which is legal, loosen up your tie a bit bro. You should date a legal age teen yourself...

Watch your mouth, Pooh. There's kids on this site. 🐰 *Zenigundam's bouncers emerge from the shadows, crack their knuckles, and approach Pooh*

We interacted before then, but I do agree that video showcased the pinnacle of my young, athletic prowess. In recent times, I've added muscle mass and become more of a rhino with brute strength than a graceful meerkat... the type of lone wolf alpha male warrior who will punch out a 300lb bouncer for thinking he was a badass because he told me to leave my legal age love pursuit (a young woman who got into the bar illegally) alone. 💪🐼🐺🎅👨‍👩‍👦‍👦💏🥊

Did I give you the giggles chills or did you just think I was some braggadocious teen who thought he was the man?

I consider myself normal, but I did travel the world and have a ton of sex with hot (legal age) teenage women when I was serving on the frontline in Operation Battle Royale: Tomato Temple Takedown, among other prestigious missions, however I consider myself to be the same person that I was before all the badass action, both on the battlefield and in the bedroom... or rather the luxury penthouse suites of various Mariott locations... 🐼👫🔥💓🐰

Why would she say that?! Why would she say that?! 😥... 😡... 😈

Waiting for the single atheist legal age teenage woman of my dreams to post in here

Dude, are you about to cry or something. Just admit your wrongdoings lol

Say you're sorry

Admit that she didn't ditch me.

She didn't ditch me, she had to go somewhere and she wasn't comfortable with me confronting her about whether her need to go elsewhere was so urgent. She's probably just shy, I dunno, but she went too far with that loser comment

Thank you for calling me an alpha male. I've always felt that those who "scoffed" at my lone wolf alpha male warrior status were in denial and needed therapy. 🤦‍♂️

I feel like I'm going through survivor's guilt, or whatever the term is for this. Why did she do this?

Exactly, lunge =/= strike.