Zenigundam

Ya just can't reason with them. Beyond delusional!

Yeah, but if you call her that she'll get pissed even though it's 100% accurate haha.

How do I get on this show?

*checks calendar* It's Tuesday...

However, I never get any texts or phone calls, except from student loan companies, and I blow them off because they're weak and BETA unlike me with my OKC girlfriends, a beastly alpha!

Kids think it's all about mixing OJ and Cranberry juice with vodka, but how about you youngsters just appreciate what people died for, the American dream.

Only where it's legal. Ahhhh... 16....

Which one? There were a couple. (Final Chapter, Part VII, and 2009)

Duh.... I don't like girls my age because they're mostly brainwashed betches!!! Gunning for that 18 year old winter time <3 :beer:

City girl!!! I struck a nerve!!! Da truth hurts <3

PREACH

I'm telling ya, they're self-absorbed and fraudulent!! Tell off, yes, date, absolutely not! <3

Studio gangsta

Looks fine to me

Nah they judge too many things. I need a humble, down to Earth rural girl probably.

They don't have my natural IQ and beauty. Watch your mouth, bro. *cracks knuckles and walks toward you*

It was funnier a few years back. You had to be there when ER's YouTube channel blew up overnight as soon as the shootings came out. Didn't like the comparisons he drew to me. I've kissed a girl... <3

Well I'm not the most gifted when it comes to aiming and melee attacks, but I'm crafty and sagacious, and I understand strategy, so if you have me on your team you'll get somebody who makes prudent decisions, but who will also rush the enemy when they least expect it, even if he gets crushed after the element of surprise fades away.

Until Athena brought up Elliot Rodger a day or two ago in one of my threads!! I should not be laughing lol. Yeah, but anyway, minus the whole homicidal rampage stuff, Elliot basically took a lot of my 2005-10 Babbling material on girls... Hmmm... Why haven't I made any progress? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoSbPDG5_g8

I'm devastated!!! ... ... ... :-*

Doing exactly this. Time to come through with the heavy artillery. She's a good candidate to bear my warrior sons. <3

If she has the right idea, why haven't we gone on a date and gotten it on? : (

There's this hot girl I was supposed to meet up with last summer. She gave me her number over OkCupid, and we texted briefly to set up plans, but when I went to seal the deal on the plans, she permanently blew me off and kept logging back into the site, and then a few weeks later, I blew up on her. There was this one night where I went to a local bar and started making out with this girl, but I was too awkward to get it going further, but I still texted the OKC betch who ignored me a really long text about how easy it was to find someone better than her (citing the bar girl), and how she f---ed up by playing games because I'm the game master. Just all sorts of aggressive and badass stuff in those texts. Anyway, she never responded to any of those, but now she's back on OKC and I want to go out with her, but I need to make sure we're cool now and she hasn't lost her head and got the wrong idea of me. Help

and I'm on my living room couch fapping. No, it's not a play on words. I'm actually fapping and getting ready to crack open another cold one.