Zenigundam

This thread was complete beast mode.

Yeah but then we'll never know if we're boyfriend and girlfriend. <3 With my newest OKC girl, I'm gonna let her know that she's my girlfriend if the first date goes exceedingly well. Might as well do it, that way she doesn't cheat or log back into OKC.

There's so much I want to do in the next four hours, and so much more alcohol too, but my eyes are so weary, and my body wants me to lie down. Ugh... Why me? >(

I'm just sick of the white knight feminist agenda. Why can't a strong alpha dog decide, hmmm? What's the reason? Man the world is soft these days.

She actually wrote a whole paragraph out. Sick of these NYC and Jersey betches and their curt, one-word responses, thinking they're hot shet and whatnot. This girl's a humble transplant from the cornfields and I'm glad she's polite and personable unlike the typical area drones waiting to get pounded by mindless brutes who can't even dream of measuring up to the alpha dog Zenigundam. See? I like this kind of woman. She's shrewd and well-mannered. All hope is not lost as long as girls like her are still out there to give me the attention I deserve. THAT'S what the problem was. I just realized it. All those messages I sent were to the dumbass hypocritical rude girls who blow everybody off and then cry their little eyes out when things go sour while us cool, alpha dogs just laugh at their self-inflicted plights, serves ya right for punking us! Ok cool. I'm pretty confident in this. She likes me, so at the very least I'm getting a first date out of this. Just so happy to finally not have to deal with the typical stuck up BS from attractive girls who don't realize that they're a dime a dozen because everybody's always told them how great and amazing they are. Hahaha well sorry to burst your bubble honey, but f--- you! Yep! I'm the guy who explodes the myth and brings 'em back down to Earth, but no need for that now because I've got something good potentially going on!! wink

You're* Also, why do I have to wait for her to decide? Feminism is oppressive!

I still think she only went to Earth with blonde guy because he was aggressive in deciding they'd go to Earth together and now she admires the aggression and wants to bang him behind Banager's back. If I were Banager, I'd take the Unicorn Gundam right down there and take him out of the picture.

This opening theme is gay!

If I get laid, then I can alter my past and sweep the virgin stuff under the rug, and I can just say that they were all with OKC girls from the past whose numbers I've long since deleted, and because I don't have social media accounts, it works brilliantly. Yes!!!! It's called reinventing yourself baby!! Everybody does it, that's why you have those tats and the green hair.

Anyone know the answer? Come on, somebody on these boards has to have some relationship experience haha. I mean we can't all be virgins.

WOMEN of Unevenedge.

The first one was vastly overrated and the series altogether is mediocre imo.

Very jealous. Charm, confidence, and looks, that's my formula.

Wham reference

I've been talking to her over OKC and I've been trying to decide when the right moment to make her my girlfriend would be. I always thought it'd be badass if I did it after the first time we had sex. Crazy sex and then when I'm out of breath I tell her, "All right... After all that, there's no denying that you're my girlfriend. Delete your OkCupid profile." <3

I'm back. Need some more drinks and some ladies up in here. Lemme consult my cell phone

I don't have to listen to this nonsense! *storms out and slams door behind him*

I'm here drinking and laughing at anyone who believes that bologna. Girls are so easy to get for me because I'm the complete package. <3

Looks like I won yet again. Time to go have sex with hot blonde young lady for the seventh time in seven days even though it's raining outside.

Yeah I've heard your story from every single whining girl I know from OKC and the real world. They don't want to go out with me, the superior man, and then they complain about the inferior products they do actually go out with. How can one have an ounce of sympathy for girls who make such illogical mistakes? We don't cry when somebody gets caught shoplifting do we?

is Zeni in your pants. Holy sh-- I wanna have sex with this hot blonde Brazilian au pair on OKC, but she keeps looking at my profile but not responding to my messages. It's really disappointing because she clearly doesn't know what she wants. She lives in a small enough town in NY that I could probably do a little bit of research and check up on her to find out where her head is at, but in my years of dating experience, I've learned that it's better to let her make her own crazy mistakes and then come back to me instead of taking a more proactive approach to winning the prize.

Bring back ASA Toonami plays baby shows We are not toddlers

Yeah right I'm not afraid of anything and that's why I'm an alpha male who beats everybody up, takes the hottest girls, and evades the police every day. Total savage

I'm such a god damn beast lol

*gets in your face* You need to stop it with these lies...