Zenigundam

I've sent her five messages, so you can see that I'm more than just a bad ass.

Way past step 1 since I'm a suave alpha male. I really do want to have kids with her though. We could make some awesome ones.

That's not the way I interpret it. Also, girls don't know what they want.

I would like to eventually marry her probably.

Hmmmm? <3 https://www.okcupid.com/profile/lexi_Nicotera

Top Gun, be careful, man....

Yo.... (I'm #75 btw for anyone reading this thread b/c I'm badass)

Without my guidance, an OKC girl got herself charged with a felony and kicked out of Sacred Heart. <3

As soon as I get everything right, I'm getting on my Skyrim flow. Before I passed out, I came home extremely drunk and ate a chicken quesadilla that I bought from Taco Bell. I really just devoured it within three minutes, and the experience was excellent because I put the right amount of fire sauce on each quesadilla slice because my drunk self makes amazing decisions.

Every attractive girl my age or a little younger who I've worked with is always taken. But if they're angry and miserable, they're single and blow you off, but then when they get boyfriends they suddenly get all cheerful and borderline psychotic and THEN they wanna talk to you and they're like "Hey, Zeni how's your day going?! " and I'm like "F--- off!!! Phony a-- -----!!" <3

What's your favorite kind of seafood? I like octopus a ton.

They don't know about orange juice (Zeni) so they're stuck on Red Bull and Monster, which suck badly and make you crazy and crash every day, all because their friends control them.

I have an interview for a teaching job on Thursday that pays twice as much for half the hours, so they cancel each other out basically, but I'll quit my current job and take that one if I get it because the girls at my new one are clearly awful decision makers, very thirst, and will break up with their boyfriends and be damaged goods hounding me on the job, and I'll be turned off by their bad decision making BS.

Everybody spends time in jail. It's a rite of passage in America.

Only anxious because I wonder if they actually called my references and past employers this weekend. If they did, the responses could not have possibly been favorable, so I'll spend some time put my hands in the freezer if I can't sleep that way they can get frozen into fists of ice for me to use against my new employers who are going to bring everything up about my old jobs and try to make me look really bad and ruin me in front of the cutie who I know works there and any other cuties who I don't know about who also work there.

Do you guys now understand why research pays off? I should be lauded.

Quit lying on me, tsar. *approaches*

*heavy breathing* <3

I might be the only guy familiar with her from OKC who never met up with her, but knows about the whole thing because of all the research I do. God damn lol

So how did I find out about this? Well I always keep attractive girls that I either meet or never meet up with from OkCupid in mind, and when I was bored tonight, she came to mind and I was like "Whatever happened to that cute girl who was into me and then blew me off when I actually got her number?", so I went to Facebook on my dummy account to see if her profile changed and, to my surprise, it was gone completely, so I just typed her name into a Facebook search and the first thing that showed up in the results was a link with her picture next to it that said something along the lines of "How I lied about the Sacred Heart football rape scandal" or something like that, and I didn't believe it at first glance because it sounded like some kind of sophomoric yellow journalism that would show up on something like The Onion or whatever that dumb site is, so I googled it and that's when I was like, "Oh... shet." Lol so crazy

It's crazy, but true lol. I'm not sure if she's really 20 or 19 or even 18 because the NY Post said she was 18. I think she probably just turned 20 I guess, but anyway her profile link still shows up in my search history as it did when it existed and when it was deleted.

I never met up with her, but we had a long OKC convo, and I got her number. I sent her one text, to which she responded, and then she blew me off and that's when I went off on her. I actually still have her number on my phone lol. Isn't that insane? Yeah this whole story is crazy. Wow, and she was actually back on OKC, but deleted her profile a week ago, I suppose that might have been the day she was charged. Holy shet this is so insane!!! ::spin:: ::spin:: ::spin:: ::spin:: ::spin:: ::spin:: ::spin:: ::spin:: ::spin:: http://abc7ny.com/news/woman-charged-after-accusing-college-students-of-rape/1767775/

How the movies and actors/actresses that win awards are always some weird ass independent films that basically nobody saw other than some skinny latte drinking hipsters in a small, but homely and lavish theater tucked away in the "hipster spot" downtown? They'll be talking about the Oscar award winning movie A Teaspoon of the Moon directed by Francois Cabanalier, and a normal cat on the street will be like, "WTF you need to watch the new Friday the 13th movie because you're tripping with that shet!"

Stop being such a square. Jealous just because I have the confidence to follow through with the <3 moves. ::]::

No. Have you honestly never seen Fantasia? I'm not a Disney buff, but I saw it on VHS as a kid. Actually I still have it, so I can see it now too, but it's for babies, like five year olds basically. Honestly shocked, but you might not be alone. Most people know what that movie is though...