Zenigundam

Stop drinking so much.

A novel written by yours truly Zenigundam. I'm going to start writing it when I'm really bored.

So much jealousy...

I don't think so. The one's who are vocal about it, aren't about it at all. The true social warriors and sex masters are the ones who are humble about their conquests, such as myself. S:

Do I sense... jealousy?

It's a nice day outside, and I thought about taking my alpha male swag out to public places to hook up with some random cuties, but I'll just stay home instead. I can always go out to the bar later on tonight and find a hot blonde girl in early 20s and get her laid, but I might just put my "chill switch" on and take it easy at home.

Just felt I needed a break from the party and bar alpha male dominance scene, and just wanted a modest evening spent with my TV, comp, and PS4 on stand by.

And I don't think I will because it looks stupid from the commercials, wake me up when the newest Friday the 13th movie comes out.

Thanks, man. I tend to have the effect on people. That's what happens when you're sophisticated and have so many layers of intellectual depth. wink

Be a bit more open-minded. They could be right or they could be wrong, but it seems like you're already deciding on a position beforehand based on your own views.

I drank way too much and feel like I'm about to pass out. See y'all later on tonight. S:

It's the working title for my new novel. I LOVE it. Think it'll spark a lot of interest because people will spend several minutes trying to think about what I really mean when I say that.

Viper, maybe you haven't been paying attention to TV for a while since you always talk about Netflix and Reddit, which are inferior products to cable TV and real news sources, but Breaking Bad premiered on AMC in 2008. If you'd been paying attention, you had an easy chance to watch the series in its original run as it only aired new episodes one night a week, but since you wanted to be all macho and bad, now here you are nine years later trying to catch to a series that people really don't even talk about anymore. I know you're all about getting on the hype trains and being in with the in crowd, but my point is that, since that's your end goal, you missed this boat, and it's time to try something new. Also, I told you your girlfriend wouldn't come from OKC. OkCupid glory is hard to come by, but I'll prove that it can be done.

*Gets in your face* What do you mean?

Come on now, no one actually believes that If anything, the girls I've pursued feel extremely guilty and can't cop to their guilt, and I can't blame them. I just know that I, personally, would have chosen me if I'd been in their shoes, so I can't relate to their mistaken dating transgressions.

That looks like Adventure Time. Haven't honestly watched an ep in its entirety, but I can tell from the animation. At least Ice King was decent about it. Breaking through the window was total alpha male beast mode, but he really didn't have to do all that. He could have just left her out to dry and made her feel bad, but instead he let her know what was going, which is pretty cool and admirable.

Nah freedom's gonna exist here. I'll make it exist here. *gets up in the face of the debt collector at his front door*

Yeah well if you read the novel 1984 by George Orwell, you'd find these practices extremely creepy and threatening. This is why I didn't vote in the election because what we actually need is some anarchy, so that we can live our lives freely.

Does she even DESERVE a second chance? S:

Nah OKC's a totally different ballgame. If they garnish my wages, I'm bringing a federal lawsuit against them for harassment and stalking. Zenigundam vs. United States, you'll see it in the news

The current generation exists because of the legacy I left behind.

I mean what else would you call it, that's definitely stalking. You don't want them to know where you work, and they do some research to find out. Extremely creepy and should be criminal actually

This is where taxes are bad because the government finds out where you work from the part of your earnings that goes into social security and whatnot even if you don't tell them sh--. It's extreme stalking in my opinion.

I need that back to the future time machine, so that I can be more of a lady killin stud. Ahhhhhhh how did I let those days pass me by smh

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