Zenigundam

From debt collectors who are like "pay back your student loans", and I've just been ignoring them because basically f--k you, I have an excellent degree and can't get a hot entry-level job, so ya f--k you I'm gonna slowly build my online poker winnings and make my own kaching kaching $$$ and the debt collectors ain't seeing a dime of it and yes I'll get up in the face of the weak azz employers who spurned me! <3

I remember this one time at a bar in college I was talking to this really hot girl on the second floor balcony of a bar, and we were having a great convo, and then her friend intervened and killed the vibe and excellent mood. A total buzzkill, but I played it cool even though I wanted to yell out, "EXCUSE ME I WAS TALKING TO HER!" because if I yelled that out, hot girl would have thought I was a psycho, but then again I never did see her again anyway, so maybe I should have just done that in full out alpha male armor, and perhaps it would have actually worked, but ya have to remember that I only had like five seconds to act, it's not like Apollo 13 or Armageddon where you at least have some direction and aren't out there in space wondering WTF to do.

Now I just have to talk to you. *approaches*

Alpha male warrior vibes

She's in HS and doesn't know any better than to sometimes ignore me. In time, she'll find out that she shouldn't have done that, but I'm wondering whether I should leave things the way they are to teach her a lesson or if I should unblock her. Even if I do unblock her, I wonder if it's too early. I don't think she's had enough time to think over what she's done and/or learn from it with a bad dating experience or three with non-Zeni OKC guys. I'm actually unsure about what to do. I don't know if she's mature enough to handle my unblocking her and messaging her right now. I think she still hasn't learned.

I'm gonna down one more beer and go. Haha I don't know if this is laziness or alpha male chill.

I'm such an alpha male beast. If she's single, then we're gonna have some <3 times! wink

I was busy dating beautiful women in my free time. You were on your cheez doodles game in IB while that was happening and now you're looking for a new job because your scientific notation was more than a little off lol.

Yeah but you had like 200,000 posts and all of your free time spent on the ASMB.

Yes because half synthetic is dialed down. It's the skim milk of oil, so if you want your car to really go fast and never have engine problems, you have to pick fully synthetic because its the real deal, the full gallon of whole milk.

But you're not because you're letting NASA get into your head with all of these fantasies of worlds with aliens forty light years away. Just take a step back from the whole situation for a second, and you'll see exactly why this is what Gammenon and many others say it is. It'll be forgotten in a few months. TRUST ME, when groundbreaking stories break, they're ALL over the news for several weeks, even months. I've yet to see this mentioned on TV other than as a thirty second segment on the local ABC affiliate.

Go me

The real world! Join us.

lupin_bebop, you need to think about the larger picture here. You're living in your favorite Asimov novel instead of the real world.

Oh I've had plenty of hot girlfriends. It really goes back to my middle school days even. I just stay humble when it comes to those matters, and that's what lead to all the popular (and flawed) perceptions about my dating abilities. What you also have to understand is that sometimes women make very bad decisions and choose the wrong guys, so there might be like a day or two when I'm single because of that, but it's just been frat boy alpha male sh-- for the past fifteen years in all honesty.

Who are you?

Thank you for the likes. Glad we all agree.

Not a fan because she's 25, which sucks, but she lives in CT, which is pretty cool, because they tend to be well-informed and cultured unlike my local ladies. Ah far too easy... I'm winning once again... Winning the prizes...

Who?

After I've conquered OKC. I'm going to get a hot girl on there as a girlfriend to prove that I can, and then I'll make my new OKC profile pic a pic of me and her making out, and I'll send messages to all the girls who blew me off or sent me a curt "I'm not interested. Sorry" response, and it'll read, "See that profile pic? That could have been you and me, but I'm glad it's not because she's WAAAAY better than you. WAAAAAY hotter. <3 :beer: ".

That GIF is like the Mona Lisa because I can't tell if she's throwing up or ducking.

No, it reads "I disabled OKC because I was angry, but now I'm convinced".

I'm having fun chilling at home and doing my thing on the couch. The only upside to my new job is that cutie who greeted me before my interview. Maybe there are more like her over there. <3

We can't just have an amazing week long convo end with her ignoring me. She'll soon find out that I was way better than whoever she was talking to, but this is the last straw. F her! Already blocked her on OKC and hid her profile. <3

No more of this nice convo stuff for a week just to have the girl ignore you and go out with somebody else. I'm not letting 'em pull that on me for the 90th time. From now on I'm back to "Date this weekend?" and that's it, man. I'm hip to their games. You can't talk to them for a few days and make it happen because they get bold and try to find an upgrade (only to realize too late it was a downgrade). It's not like the real world where you win if you engage them in great convo for a while. On the internet, you get your shet stolen and the other guys only do it because of the anonymity of the internet because otherwise they would fear you showing up on their OKC profiles and taking it to another level! So... TLDR... "Date this weekend?" That's it. Keeping it simple. I try to do things the traditional way, and they go back to their trite games!