Zenigundam

Yo stop telling these lies. Damn, the girl in the cop car's pretty cuuuuuute though. <3

Dude, get a job already. We're the same age, and you're doing school projects that I did in middle school while I'm employed.

Yeah casual sex sounds better. I'm only going for really hot girls since I'm attractive too. Not even worried, I'll get it done pretty soon.

Nah it's because of the social climate. I'm the complete package. <3

We need those :fire: :fire: :fire: smileys from NodeBB because that was such a badass, classic comeback. I'm such a beast sometimes... <3

Hmmmm well purple looks kinda gay on you.

Hmmm guess I could take a pic. I dunno, I don't care about being called a liar, I'm actually worried somebody on here will try to get me fired!!! Like I'm thinking at least one person's gonna pull some forensic investigation detective shet to find out where I work lol

Isn't that wacky? That just shows you how crazy the world's become! Long ago, this never would have happened. >

What kind of a man will she be getting? I believe she'll be getting the complete package, but probably somebody who will be inexperienced in terms of simple things in the relationship. She'll be getting a wholesome guy with a clear mind who's as down to Earth and laidback as they come, but somebody who will be trailing her if she goes on late night escapades to take advantage of my sweet nature. <3

Tonight I'm going to do my laundry, finish this beer, eat a snack, and get ready for work tomorrow.

I doubt you can tell.

There's a support staff in the hallway at all times that deals with the altercations. I guess that's what you meant by the CPR/First Aid trained people. I sit at the back and the teacher is always at the front, that way if something goes down one of us leaves the classroom to alert a support staff member, even though, in my case, I think I'd personally want to see what the kid's got first! :punchsmiley:

Technically "special needs", but I call it at-risk because the students generally have behavioral issues. A minority of them don't, and their presence at the school surprises me because there isn't any real instruction going on by the teacher. She gives them classwork every day, but it's expected that they just read the textbook and do it on their own. The science fair isn't lasting every moment of the day all week long, it's only during our one science period all week long. Why would I need First Aid/CPR? Lol, they're not sickly students; they're the students who disrupt classes and start fights (generally speaking again, a handful are very docile).

Why would I not drink for a week? That makes no sense...

I haven't had a visitor since March 20th even though I've sent out a bunch of messages, so I think I might have been shadow banned sadly. My guess is that instead of IP banning me, they're trying to quietly sweep me under the rug because they fear they might set me off and have to deal with my fists of fury. <3

91's a nice, ripe, old age to live to. In his time, it was probably customary for older people to die in their late 60s or 70s, and it sounds like he lived a nice life in addition to it being a long one.

It's only for the students in my class. I'm the second judge next to the teacher I work under. But the thing is that this HS is a charter school that focuses on behavior modification, so that the kids can go back to their normal high school and behave, so there really isn't a lot of learning going on. The judging is supposed to boost their self-esteem, provided that they've at least put in the work, but I'm thinking that I'll go rogue and do my part of the judging in a more sincere manner. 8)

The young ladies already love me such that my attractive coworkers are insanely jealous and blow me off at every attempt, so there's no need to give them the highest scores when I already have them in the palms of my hands. I'm more concerned about my 28 year old female coworkers. It's really frightening to me that they envy the attention I'm giving to 17 and 18 year old girls. Maybe I need to talk to my boss about this.

I have to be a judge, and I'm going to provide my honest opinions. If it sucks, it sucks, and I won't pull any punches.

I would discuss female nipples, but it's probably uncharted territory for you. =/

I'm a sexy lone wolf alpha male warrior, so I don't see how you could draw such outlandish conclusions. *towering over you, ripped t-shirt and all*

The Animatrix sucks.

*Moves in front of you while cracking knuckles* Let's not get carried away. Just tell the truth... *My goons emerge from the shadows*

Girls can never tell that I'm drunk whether it's on dates or just at the workplace.

Samurai Jack is bland and uncreative, and I feel that won't change in the near future! :