Zenigundam

Young puppy love... <3 http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/19/us/tennessee-teacher-manhunt/

You act like I'm not tough. I can handle them!

Yeah but I have to keep this one for at least a year, so I need to control myself.

First day jitters I guess haha. I'm actually kinda nervous about having to introduce myself to the students just because they're the unruly kind, and all it's gonna take is for me to come back with one smartass riposte and a student might be an inch away from my nose a second later!

I use both of them.

RIP in peace? Read that over and tell me if it makes any sense.

There's no meat in that dish.

I've aged well and always have pleasant surprises in store for my drinkers.

I don't buy that.

Nah, you only use that when you're 40 and have gray hair. I'm not graying necessarily, it's just my genetics giving me a new look. Thinking stress hairs or something, nothing permanent

Doubt I'll have any balding issues! My HS sweethearts are gonna love this! Especially the artsy ones. They'll think I'm supernatural or something.

It's pretty cool. At first I was freaked out by it, but now I look kinda like an anime character when girls see me up close and they see black mixed with silver. Isn't that cool? I wonder if the rest of my hair is going to end up transforming.

Something that the kids can relate to. I'm gonna spend a lot of time today thinking about what would appeal to them.

See 1:10:49

If that honestly happens, I'm going to approach her after class and say, "What was that all about on OKC? You got the messages right? Why didn't you respond?" (nose to nose with her)

Like I thought Independence Day: Resurgence had some bad ass special effects and was a pretty good movie, but it didn't win any Oscars. Yet that Lalaland sh-- (like who actually watched that? I never even HEARD of it until the day before the Oscars) won a bunch of awards. I didn't even watch the Oscars but to me that's really stupid when good movies that everybody saw win no awards and stupid movies that nobody saw are suddenly "the best". How can they be the best when nobody knows about them? Lebron's the best basketball player and everybody knows about him, it's not some nobody scoring 90ppg in some weak ass Korean basketball league.

I'm actually pretty nervous.

Nah I meant actually put the right pipes in and make the sink work again haha. This film is being directed by Zenigundam, not Viperslayer.

Seriously? Wow... disturbing haha. Yeah the basic idea of this movie is about a young lone wolf alpha male warrior fighting to reestablish his role in the household as the young lone wolf alpha male warrior while everybody he knows empowers his girlfriend and some even try to steal her from him but ended up getting their asses kicked, like there'll be a scene with a Roto Rooter brute who tries his luck while he's fixing some pipes in the kitchen and then the young lone wolf alpha male warrior knocks his jaw loose just as his lips are about to touch the girlfriend's and after he beats his ass he makes the Roto Rooter brute finish the pipe job.

The title will be When We Were Warriors (love the alliteration there, unintentional), and the cover will have a picture of me reading the New York Times with my feet kicked up on the sofa while my beautiful girlfriend is placing a beautifully cooked roast beef dinner on the table in front of me. <3

Obviously ignore the (creepy) title of this decent Lifetime movie, and just focus on the interaction. I've been there before. The only thing is that I didn't flip out, but I easily could have done what he did because I did flip at my liquor store job last week. It's all about the liquid courage. Anyway, people watch this and give him a thumbs down but he's not a bad guy at all and I completely relate to where he's coming from, and I think he did do a good job here of letting her know, "Hey, I'm not putting up with your nitpicky judgmental BS!! I was being nice to you!!"

I've never flipped out on a date yet, but I've come close. The only reason I didn't was because I was sober. Had I been drunk I would have said what I really meant as soon as I noticed that she was trying to end the date without really giving it a decent effort. <3

They do tend to be very attractive. I can't say I've ever met up with a supermodel type though.

And the great irony is that I'm not even THAT sociable as you can guess from my lone wolf nature, so it just goes to show you what the internet does to this generation. Just like old people don't know how to type fast, the young ladies aren't so great at holding up conversations in my experience.