Zenigundam

I dunno about the Dayquil, but blackberry brandy with beef jerky sounds good.

Penguin, careful there bro....

I'm taking notes. <3

I'm watching Lifetime movies that involve illicit relationships.

And this forum is addictive too, as is OkCupid... and YouTube. : )

Somebody's jealous...

Yeah I was shocked. She had a really cool voice. I thought she was going to sound like a fckn nerd!

You've never even touched a girl! Also, I'm not much older than HS girls, so it's right and we look great together. <3

Legal age high schoolers are incredibly interesting.

I would have won. :beer:

Be a doer, not a dreamer. :

Well that's pretty gay. I want parents who want me to not be a virgin. You realize that being a virgin isn't cool right?

I'm guessing that would have made me a lot tougher from infancy, but I grew into a lone wolf alpha male warrior beastly legend anyway, so I don't think I really needed the whole "toughing out the elements on a hillside" episode.

I mean what kinda parenting would ya give me?

Restraining orders aren't as bad as you think. Like I've always said, a lot of times it's just a girl's only way to get herself the time and space she needs to think things over. Some girls just feel that things are happening way too fast, like when you tell someone that you love her on the first date.

Nah I'm just a lone wolf warrior who needs time between social interactions.

She's out doing errands now. Kinda glad that I don't have to talk to her for a while because I need my lone wolf time. Anyway, I'm still wondering what the birth control is all about with her.

Why do they keep pushing me over the edge?

But I don't feel like replying. I'm too busy thinking about getting revenge against hot blondes and brunettes who have shunned me on OKC! <3 Eh I guess I'll text her back later. I need to drink to get in a social mood because right now I'm just tired and uninspired.

Haha yeah right what is this some shonen jump BS, he would have easily eaten Hide if this were an MA-rated anime, downgrade this to TV-PG!

And I'm glad about that because talking for an hour on the phone last night was enough, but now she logged back into OkCupid, which makes me jealous, especially when you consider that she told me she had to take her birth control this morning, which makes me worry that she's sleeping with non-Zenigundams. >(

And I know it because he'll be so tough and badass. I can't see him using Snapchat or anything like that when he'll come out just like me and his mother, who will be extremely hot btw.

Snapchat. My son will never use that.

Change your username this is the worst lie

I'm so good at this.