Zenigundam

Not to sound weird, but I hope it's because she's sexual active because it means I have a great chance to score! :-*

Does that mean she's sexually active with non-Zenigundams or is it just for other reasons?

And she kept saying that she didn't want to go to sleep because she wanted to keep talking to me lol. She eventually had to go to sleep because she said she had to get up early to take her birth control. What does that mean? Why do girls actually take birth control pills?

I understand them. And I want to kiss the cute blondes. <3

17-18 is about my own age. You act like I'm 50.

I'm one of the strongest guys on the UEMB lol. Nah, that's the crazy Tennessee teacher. I'm going to use my charm and good looks to get my 18 year old future sweetheart to talk to me on the sidewalk.

I've already talked to her lol. She has a nice voice. I seriously thought she might sound really nerdy to offset her attractiveness.

Meh, if she doesn't, she doesn't. I'll just find a hot 18 year old star softball player at the mall this weekend. But you wouldn't be able to deal with a girl not calling you back because it'd cause you to snap!

She's one of the Connecticut girls that I told off through text last year. This is so weird because I always thought it was weird to talk to girls before even meeting them. I'm thinking I just have to find a nice 18 year old walking home or something and strike up a convo with her instead. She's gonna call me back in about ten minutes because her roommate just came through the door.

Texting one of my CT girls right now. Also stilgar has zero game.

I don't get why they wanna kill me or kick me. I'm the perfect guy. Smh feminism

Because of my looks and personality, but they'd be worried about me acting like a Lifetime psycho if they got involved with somebody else, which means they've got me all wrong and need to see a therapist!

Way past time for... Yo watch your mouth, bro *gets in lupin_bebop's face*

Well that blows. I hate getting rejected. *reaches into pocket and watches the luxury apartment landlord's eyes widen in fear*

It'd be a cool lifestyle, too bad I have a crappy Nissan Altima instead of a big, ole, spacious car.

I could always live out of my car too to save money.

Well at some places you can just pay a ton more as your security deposit in lieu of bad credit. I believe my credit's probably pretty bad, and I'm never paying these student loans back. <3

Yeah that's what I'm thinking haha. I mean I have to contribute about $900/month around here, which makes saving up a little tougher, but I think $10k's a good target, and then I can pay more upfront and get this really awesome luxury apartment, but if that happens I won't have any take home pay between that and all of my living expenses. It's just an idea though. I can just keep living at home and saving up, just think it'd be cool to move into that luxury apartment with all the fancy shet that I don't need.

Sure, I'll just save up about $10k or sumtin and then I'll move in and keep working at my job haha. I dunno if they have income requirements though, but I think if you pay enough upfront that doesn't matter. Could be wrong about all that. My credit must be awful though since I defaulted on my student loans for like a year lol.

I like living at home, but I think it'd be cool if I saved up and just lived out of a luxury apartment haha.

Ever since I was a kid, I looked up to the stereotypical male partner Lifetime movie villains as misunderstood heroes.

What are you even doing with your life bro *picks up another free Switch game*

I like promiscuous girls as long as they're being promiscuous with me. <3

Yo you a creep though, homie. I mean like extra creepy status, the kind that would make girls cringe. -_'

Sup guys? Just gotta work. Had to stay for a little while extra to have a discussion with the principal, but I'm back home and getting my bath ready. Damn... I feel like going to Walmart today and getting some PS4 games, ya dig? Maybe even getting my Nintendo Switch at a steep discount. ::HMM::