Zenigundam

I've started countless amazing threads. Your standards are simply flawed.

Tennessee teach who is screwed and beautiful Hansen v. Predator decoy, who I have problems with dating because she's old and I'm only 26. I've been reported to the feds, you can't just destroy federal evidence. Bring back my beautiful threads, Luuv. <3 And yes I love that decoy even though she doesn't know me yet and she's too old for me. =/

I'm such a badass, but now I need my rest.

Basically everybody born before the 60s looks really old??

I was planning to take my daughter to the pizza place about fifteen years from now. Saddens me =/

*grabs you by the throat* Mind your manners...

I'm young, hip, and full of life. :

It saddens me because I dreamed of someday living out of a hotel for a month and going there a few times before coming back home. Now I'll never be able to there again. </3

And getting three hours of sleep, working, and then falling asleep after work again. It's strange

... Peter Parker became Spider-Man through a spider bite.

Conan, stop using the f word in all of your topics. It's annoying, rather than cool. We get it, your parents didn't let you utter a curse word until you were 25, and now you feel like a badass using them.

Kingdom Hearts was never good. You couldn't pay me to play that little kiddy game.

Skyrim is better than any of the Souls games. You probably just can't afford that many games on your PS4.

That's the dumbest joke I've ever heard. Don't quit your day job.

Yeah right lol. I'm the brave alpha male warrior hero who saves the day with a tackle, disarming, and ground and pound. <3 #ToughGuyBadAssLoneWolfAlphaMaleWarriorZeni

Rude. A couple of people told me that in HS though lol. They said I had that vibe.

Jk lol

I was bullied. </3

Can ghostrek even spell religion?

I mean I'm the bully who pounds all the hot blonde ladies and then bumps into the nerdy kid with the glasses and bowl cut at lunch time while he's drinking his milk, causing it to splash in his face, and make the girls laugh at him, and then my actions lead to his psycho rampage!! #AlphaMalePopularJockBeastZenigundam

for those wild school shootings because I say things that I don't intend to be mean, and then they are actually the words of a bully that push people over the edge!

Well you're a huge nerd, not hot, so get that delusional thought out of your head!

Naaaaahhhhh.... I'm the kind of teacher who takes a swig from his "coffee mug" during a one on one parent teacher conference and grins stupidly, but blissfully, and says, "Mr. Martello, your daughter is doing well in my class and, if I might add, she's awfully beautiful. I mean you have yourself quite a good-looking daughter. Beautiful... Absolutely... Beautiful."

Looks longingly at the night sky as his hair blows dramatically in the wind. It reminds me of my lone wolf alpha male warrior days of finding teenage romance, and those days are not yet over.

You sound like such a virgin lol.