*impulsively grabs you by the neck*
Listen here, buddy. I appreciate your freedom of speech and whatnot, but ya can't come at me aggressively like that. Now I'd like you to repeat those two sentences, but say them in a more humble tone. The way you say something matters, my friend. Your adversarial tone has lead to you getting put in a chokehold in front of all these hot girls here in this crowded cafeteria. *winks at girls*
Now say it again, but say it my way. *hot girls fawn over my alpha male beast legend lone wolf warriorness* <3