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Sonic pounds Amy every night.

Yo son that's some nerdy shit though don't ever say that in front of a cute, normal girl or else you definitely won't be getting laid by her.

I'm not saying the cop wasn't overzealous, but it takes a lot to get a weapon drawn on you. I'm glad that you're not like that anymore, my friend. You're a law-abiding citizen now.

and it's a really trendy name. It sounds like it could be the trademark name of a TV channel or retail clothing store chain.

TL;DR, but I read the sentence where you said the cop held you at gunpoint. Glad you've changed your ways. O_O

Conan, I know you don't share my tastes, but I like girls first of all. Also, if that ever happened to me, I'd have the public's sympathy. They'll be interviewed by ABC and CBS and they'll say, "He was the nicest, most normal boy ever. I would have never thought such a sweet, charming, handsome, charismatic, and empathetic young man could be accused of the things they're accusing him of! " #ManOfthePeople #LoneWolfAlphaMaleWarrior

He's Eddie Murphy's brother, but I can see why you'd be confused. Thank you for editing the title. CHARLIE Murphy, not Eddie. CHARLIE.

Also, obstruction of justice

LMAO!! Stop breaking the law and projecting your small penis status on me. YES you had drugs in your car! YES that's highly illegal! YES you should have been arrested! You got very lucky because that's an egregious violation of the law known as possession of a controlled substance.

It's because you're a beta male.

Sorry to hear that, but I think you should sell the stun gun. I'm not a fan of stun guns, tasers, or mace. They all hurt people and create bad feelings.

Seems like a stretch. Junior year of HS was the best, no wonder I click with them.

I don't know about that.

Whaddya mean?

Is gonna be clutch if these are really gray hairs. I need to look like I'm in my 20s when I eventually get to my 40s, and you guys know why that is. <3

K

I'm gonna try to shotgun the three tallboys of Milwaukee's Best Ice that I haven't opened. Of course, I definitely won't be able to do it, but I just want to get rid of this buzz and get HAMMERED lol. That's A LOT of beer to try to shotgun! A LOT of malt liquor... 8)

Oh my mom likes that song. Wow that guy was old! He was born in the 40s!

Who?

Lmao I'm not short and round. Nice try

But I'm proud of my social status.

Don't say that. Don't you ever say that. </3 Plus, my OKC interactions over the past four years have proved that I am, in fact, an alpha male in every sense of the term. ::HMM::

I can't just sit back like casuals. I have to make moves and be so daring and adventurous all of the time. Watch an Indiana Jones movie and you'll understand. Not everybody can do it. : (

Altoids blow. Be a man and chew on real gum like Wrigley's.