Zenigundam

We had a long conversation... and I mean a long one, and I made her laugh so many times, then I had to make a move to ask to exchange numbers, and she stopped responding. How can she do this? How can I let her do this? *finds her on Facebook*

You still haven't kissed a girl and I know because you refer to kissing girls as "kissing them on the lips", and only virgins do that!

That would be crazy and lead to hot sex in the kitchen while the cooks are making world class meals all around us. I just got an amazing and risqué music video idea.

In my drunken state, I would have probably caused a scene and said, "So you're telling me to cull out perfectly good tomatoes just to make it look like I'm busy in front of customers and trick them into thinking that everything we put out is 100% fresh off the farm huh? What do you think people are stupid?! You think our customers are idiots who can be manipulated by some micromanaging dimwit?! HEY, LISTEN UP KROGER'S PRODUCE CUSTOMERS!!! THIS MANAGER HERE THINKS YOU'RE ALL STUPID ENOUGH TO... etc etc etc" <3

Nah I took care of the problem. Actually I've never done this on a date. I really WANT to though! However, girls are so attached to their phones and such feminists that I believe that she'll either attack me in a fit of rage or alert the restaurant manager and get the cops involved even though I was doing what had to be done to break her out of her unhealthy addiction.

*Girl pulls out her phone or looks at her phone* "Put your phone away. We're on a date." *Fifteen minutes later, girl looks at how many likes her Snapgram got* "I said put the phone away!" *swipes at it causing it to go flying a few tables backward* A true boyfriend destroys technology and its evil influences.

I want to make a change starting tomorrow. But I'm keeping my PS4...

Wonder what he's doing

I know. I'm younger and have a wider range of dating prospects.

Because, in addition to being hilarious, Jack Nicholson took Adam Sandler's girl even though he was forty years her senior. Alpha males destroy beta pussies, and old guys + younger girls= <3 <3 <3

I'm being 100% serious haha. I don't get why my views are so taboo.

I could understand if I were 45 and trying to date 18 year olds, but I'm still young and full of life and I can relate to them.

What do guys like to do at this hour? I'm chilling watching Forensic Files and eating a very late dinner lol.

Well if she's 17, it's not illegal for her to date me is what I mean. Anyway, I have a ton in common with teenagers. I understand the 17-19 year olds. <3

How is 17-19 underage? Lol. The age difference is overstated, I'm young too and I understand. <3 *sigh* Why do you make it seem like I need help? </3

Well not really because I'm gonna win the fight. <3

And she's 18, which is perfect for me.

You're not giving her enough credit for reaching young adulthood. I appreciate adults.

She's still on OKC though, and she said she'd be up for hanging out this weekend if she's not working, but she made it clear that she's not looking for a relationship. ANYWAY, I think I'll just have to play homewrecker. <3

I'm uncommon, so I perform exceptionally well under pressure (do I even feel pressure?), just one of a kind, the last lone wolf alpha male warrior legend, and I'll see her again in the coming weeks, and perhaps we'll... share a kiss. <3

Well since I'm in the same age group as the girl, and we're supposed to socialize and possibly date because that's what we kids do, I don't see why he'd call the cops other than that he's a baby boomer who doesn't understand how our generation socializes. He probably thinks we're not supposed to meet on the sidewalk at random, but at some formal party where I ask her to a slow dance. Lmao old timers smh.

I just didn't want him to come over and kill the mood. He seemed like a buzzkill waiting to happen.

I'll probably see her again. First impressions mean a lot to my prized 17-18 year old dating range, and the last thing I needed was to get into it the crossing guard and then probably have to take his stop sign and whack him with it so that his head went through it like a Looney Tunes skit.

I was looking great, like always, but what stopped me is that there was a crossing guard there. She was almost assuredly a HS senior, and she had this amazing look to her, mostly because she was fcking hot, and I was gonna pull over my car on a side street and pretend like I was walking on the sidewalk to go and talk to her, but I could tell by the way the crossing guard was eyeing me, that he was gonna blow up the spot, and he really has no business doing that since he's like 65 year old grandpa who needs to mind his own business! Yeah... Tomorrow for sure. <3