Zenigundam

Don't use that word. Say Handicapped Creek. The word you're using is very offensive to many people.

Now I remember why I'm the lone wolf alpha male warrior, and why I erred when I tried to make friends off the internet! <3

Gorillaz suck

I have the windows closed because I don't want the neighbors to hear what I'm doing.

I have ten fingers and a large coat.

Smh Lemme guess you have one of those old timey boxed wooden radios too.

Not really. I get everything on Blu Ray now, but anything I have on VHS or DVD is still part of my personal collection.

Playing with pickles huh? Didn't know that's what you were about. I don't judge.

I'll be acquiring The Last Guardian (long overdue), Resident Evil 7: Biohazard (even though it sucks compared to the original trilogy + code veronica), and Breath of the Wild since I'm planning to acquire a Switch, someway, somehow.

I'm gonna down a few more beers and head outside so I can pick up some girls sunbathing.

Beyond inferior to the Switch version, but I the price of a Switch is beyond your means!!

I wonder if they know who I am. =/

They have to find him soon. In that Oklahoma City Walmart video, the girl had kind of a dissatisfied look on her face like when a girl's about to break up with her boyfriend or decide not to go on a second OkCupid date.

It's been a month now. This is low key OJ in a white Bronco

A lot of my old friends from the ASMB haven't transitioned over yet. I was texting some of them this weekend, and I know for sure that THoward, WretchFlex, AtticusBr, ChuckCheese, Dragodrake, and Pennylicious are planning to join soon.

What gives? You guys need to like my posts more, I say brilliant things all the time.

What do you think would be a good look to experiment with? You know who I'm trying to impress. <3

I've never met a hot girl who wanted her butt eaten. You date casuals and there's nothing wrong with that.

This site is a large part of my social life. <3

Well considering I was the king of my high school and had a million friends, you would be wrong to think that.

*while approaching* DON'T!!!! Laugh at me...

Well I have to be honest, a lot of my skills come from natural ability, and that really can't be taught, but I honed my social skills by observing. I took notes and studied people and started to get inside their heads and then I realized what needed to be said and what body language needed to be expressed in order to reach into their hearts <3.

I think it's called 13 Reasons to do something. It involves some girl posthumously sending audio cassettes to thirteen people. I honestly don't remember the details. Is this show even worth it? Because that's like fcking five hours of my times.

Yeah well that's pretty scary, and if anybody tries to shoot up my school, I'm going into lone wolf alpha male warrior badass mode and tackling him to the ground and hopefully saving an 18 year old hottie in the process, so that she's forever grateful to me and we can start a relationship like Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock at the end of Speed.

Metropolis, oh I thought you were talking about the anime film. Wow that's old as balls. I would never watch something from the 20s.