Zenigundam

I can't just sit back like casuals. I have to make moves and be so daring and adventurous all of the time. Watch an Indiana Jones movie and you'll understand. Not everybody can do it. : (

Altoids blow. Be a man and chew on real gum like Wrigley's.

Don't use that word. Say Handicapped Creek. The word you're using is very offensive to many people.

Now I remember why I'm the lone wolf alpha male warrior, and why I erred when I tried to make friends off the internet! <3

Gorillaz suck

I have the windows closed because I don't want the neighbors to hear what I'm doing.

I have ten fingers and a large coat.

Smh Lemme guess you have one of those old timey boxed wooden radios too.

Not really. I get everything on Blu Ray now, but anything I have on VHS or DVD is still part of my personal collection.

Playing with pickles huh? Didn't know that's what you were about. I don't judge.

I'll be acquiring The Last Guardian (long overdue), Resident Evil 7: Biohazard (even though it sucks compared to the original trilogy + code veronica), and Breath of the Wild since I'm planning to acquire a Switch, someway, somehow.

I'm gonna down a few more beers and head outside so I can pick up some girls sunbathing.

Beyond inferior to the Switch version, but I the price of a Switch is beyond your means!!

I wonder if they know who I am. =/

They have to find him soon. In that Oklahoma City Walmart video, the girl had kind of a dissatisfied look on her face like when a girl's about to break up with her boyfriend or decide not to go on a second OkCupid date.

It's been a month now. This is low key OJ in a white Bronco

A lot of my old friends from the ASMB haven't transitioned over yet. I was texting some of them this weekend, and I know for sure that THoward, WretchFlex, AtticusBr, ChuckCheese, Dragodrake, and Pennylicious are planning to join soon.

What gives? You guys need to like my posts more, I say brilliant things all the time.

What do you think would be a good look to experiment with? You know who I'm trying to impress. <3

I've never met a hot girl who wanted her butt eaten. You date casuals and there's nothing wrong with that.

This site is a large part of my social life. <3

Well considering I was the king of my high school and had a million friends, you would be wrong to think that.

*while approaching* DON'T!!!! Laugh at me...

Well I have to be honest, a lot of my skills come from natural ability, and that really can't be taught, but I honed my social skills by observing. I took notes and studied people and started to get inside their heads and then I realized what needed to be said and what body language needed to be expressed in order to reach into their hearts <3.

I think it's called 13 Reasons to do something. It involves some girl posthumously sending audio cassettes to thirteen people. I honestly don't remember the details. Is this show even worth it? Because that's like fcking five hours of my times.