Zenigundam

Let's get some legal, 18 year old hotties, dude. Drinks are on me... but not for them though... that's illegal.

Granted, but you absorb an old man and become 89 years old, deaf, and hideous to the legal age women right away and the effects are irreversible. I want the power to give girls the butterflies every time I utter the phrase "omelette du fromage".

Wow you really went there

Dude, don't use that word again. You need to respect women. This ain't the 30s, you can't just go around calling them that and chasing them around the house when they don't make your breakfast before work. 🤦‍♂️

Public again, later 🤘

Gen Z is destroying everything with their weak moves and cowardice. The only good thing they have to offer is ther legal age women. 😌

I'm asking him if he's on the pipe or if he's been paying attention because nothing has changed, except that I've gone through stages of evolution, like a Pokemon evolving from Squirtle to Blastoise.

You're cursing because I struck a chord deep inside. But we don't have to be enemies here, A the Nerd. You're cool in your own ways, and I like what you post, but contesting my opinions will only end in a roast against you and a toast your banishment, which I pray you don't do, because this is a solid community and you should stick around... Elmer's glue. Nah I do like you though, but just chill out. I honestly don't get where all these indignant feelings of rage are coming from. 🤷‍♂️

Look, you've been around for a while right? You realize that I've had a YT account March 2nd, '06 and have been on there since Dec. '05, right? I mean I know you were there on the Lithium boards, so I trust that you recall and I haven't changed a bit, not a bit at all, except that now I'm slightly bolder when I expose people, especially these ladies, and I can't blame them completely because some peeps I used to talk to raised them!!! 🤦‍♂️

Why are you cursing? Are you having a good day? 😺

Privaticized it for job security. It'll be public indefinitely once the summer comes and at various points between then and now. I operate wisely. I'm not gonna fired over YouTube nonsense 😸

Amanda, you wouldn't understand the man. This is a man who said that he would blow up the internet just because he can. You're late to the game, babe. 😸

The jealousy is... unreal at this point.

Granted, but now every time you grab the TV remote or even the bathroom soap, the cops are called because anybody who lives with you is definitely not down with that supernatural ish. I want the power to beat up a girl's boyfriend without her hating me, especially when I was the lead off man in the lineup and she thought it was cool to play with me. 😾

LOL. There's a lot of material that I could come back at you with, but I'll just keep it civil because I don't want the FBI to come to the UEMB when you make your crazy ass threats and shits all because I caused you to flip. 🤦‍♂️🙋‍♂️😹🐺

No no no no... I'm dreaming this up. This didn't actually happen. Let me crack a cold one and clear my mind. "Not an alpha stud"... nah lemme just chug this bad boy and come back to this thread at a later time

Wait hold on a second... I'm not an alpha stud, the alphas are getting these girls, and I'm a beta who's alone all the time? What... the... f#@$%kkkkkkkk..... Did I really hear that? All right you're definitely writing a movie script or something. This ain't even close to reality. 🧔

Hmmm that was deep. 🦒 So basically, it's them and not me because in their minds I'm going too quickly when I ask them out on the first message and not proving through long long convos that I'm a cultured man with a variety of interests. They've gotta be more open-minded I'd say. They're too brainwashed atm. We do all that in person. The media is really messing with the minds of these young (legal age) ladies. 😿

Hold those tears back. People won't look at you the same way if that deluge comes through.

All right, everybody. You see me berating a hot girl in public. Just going off on her and calling her out. What do you do? (Better not white knight the situation...)

Nobody's moving anywhere... *blocks the doorway* 😼

I've been on the internet since you were sporting a pacifier and a bib 👨‍🔬

Body building like a mf

That's called weightlifting. I should have been on roids a long time ago, but I'll get the cream and the clear eventually

I see you subscribed. I taught you well