Zenigundam

I would definitely introduce the idea of the "open relationship", but I haven't been in this position yet.

Ric, you have so much game. Glad we live in different states, because if we were competing for the same girls, there'd be some serious love triangles going with us and the best hot brunettes/blondes.

Where is she? Where does she live?

I thought you said Adam Sandler

But I can't find it. I remember all the details if anyone wants to join me on this amazing journey.

I'm gonna ask for it as a birthday present. It's like they made it just for me! :it:

Oh I meant Red Hot Chili Peppers total garbage, not Nirvana.

Yeah I don't like Nirvana, R&B, country music, or Coldplay. Sucky BS

Hah that's the best pic of the bunch. Feel like that dog's peering into my soul

When he calls Crash Bandicoot a fox and not a bandicoot. Do you know how offensive that is? Don't disrespect my manz. >(

He's a beagle isn't he

Teen love!!! <3

Lol yeah this is pretty creepy actually. I can't believe he actually went in your car. I'd be worried about a girl calling the COPS on me if I did that!!!

When's it time to date, at bare minimum, college age girls? :it:

It starts off with a deep voice, "Supreme Gentleman. Th-th-th-th the Supreme Gentleman. Supreme Gentleman. Th-th-th-the... The Supreme Gentleman." And at this point we have a badass techno/dance beat drops and the LED lights go WILD and a hot blonde babe with a Long Island in her right hand is hanging from my neck with her free arm while giving me a hickie and the music is just owning me at this point, and the song throws in some Elliot Rodger soundbites, but mixed so that he has a deeper, less effeminate/weak boy voice. :it:

Awwww that was nice of him.

*Gets in your grill, beer fresh on the breath, swag too intense* What are you saying? *cracking knuckles*

I'm perfectly normal.

If you've been following me for a while, you'll remember that when I was in HS, I started posting (amazing) videos to my YouTube account and I had trouble getting the really hot girls to date me because they wanted to get with obnoxious brutes who weren't as good as I was, and it was an awfully painful thing to see happen time and again. Anyway, when the Isla Vista thing went down and it was revealed that he had his YouTube account with videos scored to 80s pop and always with him because he had no friends, well I have friends but I just choose to take my videos solo, I could feel people I knew from the real world who'd seen my videos and antics looking RIGHT AT ME with that, "Holy sh-t! It's only a matter of time before Zeni does this too!" but then time passed and I never did it, and girls started to reevaluate their foolish and failurebound selection of obnoxious brutes over Zenigundams, and here we are now. Society's slowly learning. We're not there yet, but the obnoxious brutes aren't winning over the superior lone wolf alpha male warriors like they used to, which was downright ridiculous.

That nerd keeps on with his whining! Sounding like an anime villain and shit! O0

Lol didn't know you guys were ER fanboys. Let's be honest though, he was a total wimp and very inexperienced when it came to women. Girls didn't like how he was a whiny bitch always complaining about not getting laid basically.

He probably attracted some cute, bubbly girls, but then as soon as they heard him speak they were all probably like, "Oh my god what the f--k, he sounds like a little bitch! Later!" :it:

About to make a car video

The games in the arcade are good. Maybe you're just mad because you can't beat them?

This that Clark Kent sh-t though!